Leave My Friend Alone!
By sconibear
@sconibear (8016)
United States
July 29, 2012 8:48am CST
So, I was watching TV yesterday, and I was watching one of them true crime shows....and this guy committed some kind of horrendous crime or what ever.
And the narrator said that after he ran from the police, he "WENT ON THE LAMB" for such and such amount of time....
And this got me thinking....
That I recall hearing this statement before.......prison escapees "GOING ON THE LAMB" and even remember seeing this statement in books......I believe Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn "WENT ON THE LAMB" for a while...
This deeply saddens me... 
PLEASE PEOPLE!!! The lamb's no spring rooster anymore........GET OFF HIS BACK!!!
He can't carry you guys any more........his spine is brittle like lasagna noodles...
PLEASE! PLEASE! STAY OFF THE LAMB!!!
Thank You! 
That I recall hearing this statement before.......prison escapees "GOING ON THE LAMB" and even remember seeing this statement in books......I believe Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn "WENT ON THE LAMB" for a while...
This deeply saddens me...
PLEASE PEOPLE!!! The lamb's no spring rooster anymore........GET OFF HIS BACK!!!
He can't carry you guys any more........his spine is brittle like lasagna noodles...
PLEASE! PLEASE! STAY OFF THE LAMB!!!
Thank You! 6 people like this
13 responses
@missybear (11391)
• United States
29 Jul 12
I'm so glad you worry about poor old lamb and I'm also happy that I'm not the only 1 that writes stupid stuff when I've been drinking
.
oh....you haven't been drinking
.
oh....you haven't been drinking1 person likes this
@missybear (11391)
• United States
29 Jul 12
Did you say "lets pick corn in a minute"/
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
29 Jul 12
Oh.......ummmmmmm........yeah.........no Lamb sauce for me thanks.........this bear don't swing like that...... 
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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
29 Jul 12
oh good grief, thats a hoot. i thought your friend looked a bit sturdy for his age
so much so id be afraid to jump on the lamb....he might slam me over to the floor like those wrestlers do on tv.
i do remember that saying from the old movies. 
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
30 Jul 12
hi bunnybon yes its a hoot and I remember that term from
some really old movies too. yes the Lamb looks pretty
darned sturdy. lol
@purplealabaster (22091)
• United States
29 Jul 12
But ... but ... he said that he liked it when I was on top!
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@purplealabaster (22091)
• United States
29 Jul 12
Does that mean that you are offering yours?
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@purplealabaster (22091)
• United States
29 Jul 12
How about 88 instead ... I like round numbers.
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@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
3 Aug 12
I think you meant fettucini noodles...or even tagliatelle. Lasagna noodles are the wrong shape.
All is forgiven, go, and misuse the noodle shapes no more.
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
30 Jul 12
he he and I thought it was on the lam, my error. Yes lets not
pick on our Lamb here but hes still a kid to me as I am
85, my son is about Lamb's age.You are welcome and thanks
for my second laugh of the day.,
Good play on words though. 
@squallming (1775)
• Malaysia
30 Jul 12
This has never came to my mind. You have a creative way in looking at this. I did heard that phrase went on the lamb for several times in different shows and movies. Let us stop them from harming our lamb! Hahaha..
