Have you seen a naive person in your community,seems too clever but do not know?

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I have a friend from the province,whom I treat to have a snack at Jollibee.We have consumed our foods,then I thought he likes likes to drink some water in the corner fountain.I waited for him in our table,just to witness him opening his mouth wide facing the fountain,but no water was provided,so I went and ask him,what is the problem why he could not drink.I have just seen him having a wide mouth facing the fountain,without pushing his foot to make the water go.I just hold my breath not to laugh at him,to not let him get embarrassed.I have teach him the right actions to drink in the fountain.I thought,he likes to see a movie,so we went to the theater,to watch a movie.When we are inside,I was astonished to know that it was his first time in the theater to enter,that he was inquiring me why the place was already night time,that outside the theater was still daylight.I told him that was the normal style of theaters,so that we could clearly see the movies shown in the screen.When the movie starts,he was nervous of the firing of guns in thew screen,so he said to me to hide himself against the chair in front of us,so that he could never be hit by the bullets fired by the action movie we are watching.I am very upset to what he was doing,but I have nothing to do knowing he was a newbie inside a theater.The climax of the movie is having a last fight with the villain,so the star,jumps in the train,that when it was going to face in our chair,my friend for God sake run out of the theater for his life would be finish by the running train he was very nervous it would go out off the screen we are viewing.I tried to run after him,but he said that I am now in my own if I like to be alive,then follow him out because he does not like to die there inside the theater with the train coming out of the screen.Until these days,if I can remember back my old friend,I keep on laughing to his naive actions.