What is a really funny short quote?

United States
November 24, 2006 1:37am CST
Tell me some good quotes I could use!
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dashing201
@dashing201 (124)
• India
25 Dec 06
Idiocity has a limit but for you its endless.
PushTheButtonFrank
@PushTheButtonFrank (634)
• United States
25 Dec 06
"Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue." -David Brent
kwilson30
@kwilson30 (104)
• United States
4 Dec 06
I cant think of one