Things not to ask Google
By AnjaP
@Rollo1 (16679)
Boston, Massachusetts
November 19, 2015 5:30am CST
I am still waiting for my coffee to be finished brewing. I really need that coffee. I mean, I really need that coffee.
So I asked Google "When will my coffee be done?'
After all, I once asked Google "what should we have for dinner?" and it knew.
But not only didn't Google know when my coffee will be done, the answers it came up with ranged from rude to horrifying.
The first result was an article called "Why I don't want to have coffee with you". Then there were stories of coffee and breastfeeding and coffee's effects on conception and questions about coffee. So many questions.
There was even a link to a site that explains how to prepare a coffee enema.
I really wish I hadn't asked.
But now I hear gurgling in the pot, and coffee is done. I should have just timed it instead of asking Google. Because tomorrow I will still need to know how long it takes to brew my coffee. But I will never ask Google again.
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20 responses
@Marilynda1225 (82691)
• United States
19 Nov 15
@Rollo1 I'm on the IV coffee list
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@kevin1877uk (36988)
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19 Nov 15
Lol your coffee will be ready in a few minute, let me get you a coffee.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
19 Nov 15
Thanks for leaving that thought in my brain.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
19 Nov 15
@Rollo1 Ugh!!!! Now I have to bang my head against the wall a few times..
@Orson_Kart (6757)
• United Kingdom
19 Nov 15
I have tried asking Siri on my ipad but because of my accent it misinterprets the words I am saying and I get something completely unrelated to my questions. I have given up. 
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@PainsOnSlate (21852)
• Canada
19 Nov 15
Thanks for the laugh. I've never thought to ask a silly question but now i might do it just for a post!
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@GardenGerty (160612)
• United States
19 Nov 15
I am certain you really wanted the lecture about the pros and cons of coffee consumed in various ways. I think I need another cup now.
@cupkitties (7421)
• United States
19 Nov 15
Coffee enema? The Great Cornholio has moved on to the hard stuff I see.
i hope you enjoyed this video with The great cornholio who always wants Tp / toilet paper. thumps up and subscribe. :)
@Tampa_girl7 (50179)
• United States
19 Nov 15
I hope you enjoyed your coffee and are ready for the day now.
@ElizabethWallace (12074)
• United States
19 Nov 15
I am sure there are plenty of things we should not type into the search bar. When I read your title, I thought you had had an experience with a governmental security force of some kind.
