Sweet Susie Got Drunk
By Jabo
@jaboUK (64354)
United Kingdom
March 23, 2016 11:27am CST
Sweet Susie got drunk, thought she'd try
To dance on a table nearby,
Attention she caught,
Showed more than she ought,
"Nice legs", said a guy passing by.
Those words as a compliment taking
She thanked him, but he said just joking,
"I didn't mean yours
But the table's of course,
For taking your weight without breaking!"
She was hurt, he felt so contrite,
Tried hard to make things alright,
She said for sure
She'd get drunk no more,
D'you think they will wed? they just might!
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I was inspired to write this after seeing an incident in the karaoke bar 
Image from Pixabay.
Image from Pixabay.51 people like this
54 responses
@BelleStarr (61101)
• United States
6 Apr 16
lol I feel like I really missed something by not being there. You do go to some very interesting places. Well done.
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@BelleStarr (61101)
• United States
6 Apr 16
@jaboUK lol Why did I guess that!! I just wish you weren't so far away!! A fun lunch would be in the cards.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
6 Apr 16
@BelleStarr I wish that too. Age is no barrier to having fun, is it?
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
6 Apr 16
@BelleStarr Lol - I do like to have fun
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@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
26 Mar 16
People often do silly things when drunk...
And you never fail to make us laugh with your limericks. I so wish you would publish those limericks or something. I would buy it right away. I so want to keep them as a reminder.
I can't be sure that they will be married. Maybe date for a while then see where things go.
And you never fail to make us laugh with your limericks. I so wish you would publish those limericks or something. I would buy it right away. I so want to keep them as a reminder.
I can't be sure that they will be married. Maybe date for a while then see where things go.2 people like this
@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
26 Mar 16
@Daljinder I'm happy that I've made you laugh, thank you for being so kind about my daft rhymes.
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@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
26 Mar 16
@jaboUK I wasn't kidding. And there aren't daft... I was serious about keeping them as reminders. Maybe tell them to my future kids if I have any...
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@rebelann (112983)
• El Paso, Texas
24 Mar 16
Oh what images come to mind with this one .... just imagining a drunk trying to get up on a table would be hilarious. If the drunk made it up on that table welll just think of the laughs we'd all get 
You come up with the funniest scenarios
Are you still in Spain? I'm betting you're having so much fun.
If the drunk made it up on that table welll just think of the laughs we'd all get
You come up with the funniest scenarios
Are you still in Spain? I'm betting you're having so much fun.1 person likes this
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I'm pleased you found this scenario funny, thanks.
@hostessman (11871)
• Tucson, Arizona
24 Mar 16
sounds like a wild night at the karaoke bar.. I am ashamed of you being out late and in the bar... Why didn't you call me....
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
24 Mar 16
@hostessman Lol - next time I'll take you with me, but you have to promise to get up and sing!
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@hostessman (11871)
• Tucson, Arizona
24 Mar 16
@jaboUK I will sing but not like a Canary, I sound more like a Buzzard,,,,
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@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
24 Mar 16
rofl, i've seen such myself, long 'go :D 'course, they don't allow such 'round these parts. kinda odd when where i come from, dancin' 'n the bar 'n the like was common 'n encouraged.
delightful 's always, dear friend. i needed these giggles this morn. thanks!
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
24 Mar 16
@crazyhorselady What? Dancing on the bar was encouraged? Lol - did you ever do it yourself, or would that be telling too much?
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@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
24 Mar 16
@jaboUK 
yepperz, such was encouraged. i recall a trip i'd made back home (dunno if'n ya recall my 'they aint got gravy' thingy from that other place, lol) 'n that gal'd a need to find 'erself a cowboy...'n downtown nashville. took her to the bars'n broadway 'n they still encourage dancin' 'long the top'f the bar. havin' done such'n the past (loooong story), i declined when the singer tried to gimme up there. ya know, coz if'n i fell off, i'd not bounce's good's i used to 
yepperz, such was encouraged. i recall a trip i'd made back home (dunno if'n ya recall my 'they aint got gravy' thingy from that other place, lol) 'n that gal'd a need to find 'erself a cowboy...'n downtown nashville. took her to the bars'n broadway 'n they still encourage dancin' 'long the top'f the bar. havin' done such'n the past (loooong story), i declined when the singer tried to gimme up there. ya know, coz if'n i fell off, i'd not bounce's good's i used to 1 person likes this
@MarshaMusselman (38865)
• Midland, Michigan
23 Mar 16
My goodness, Janet. Now that you can type these so easily, or so it seems, some humor is sneaking out. Course, many of us have gotten a good chuckle out of other limericks of yours, but you keep surprising us/me when I least expect it.
Did those in the incident get together after their 'fight' too, or they just jump started your idea?
Btw, I got here via Barry, but I was on my way already. He just provided a direct link instead of me having to use the search option.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
23 Mar 16
@MarshaMusselman The sight of a woman slightly the 'worse for wear' trying to get on a table was the trigger - the rest is from my imagination.
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@MarshaMusselman (38865)
• Midland, Michigan
23 Mar 16
@jaboUK yes, getting on a table sober would be difficult enough, I'd imagine. Good trigger.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
24 Mar 16
Oh lordy @jaboUK .
One thing is for sure
a table top I would ignore.
Too much jiggling
would have got the table wiggling
and sent me to the floor.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
24 Mar 16
@nanette64 Lol - thanks for responding 'in kind' Nanette
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@louievill (28851)
• Philippines
23 Mar 16
Wow nice one, you have talent 
it reminded me of the Everly brothers song " Wake up little Susie"
it reminded me of the Everly brothers song " Wake up little Susie"1 person likes this
@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
23 Mar 16
@louievill This Susie was very much awake. Glad you liked this, thanks.
. Glad you liked this, thanks.1 person likes this
@PainsOnSlate (21852)
• Canada
26 Mar 16
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I loved it. I have never danced on a table, do you think I missed out on a life event? What did you see?
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
26 Mar 16
@PainsOnSlate Lol - I've never danced on a table either, so we've both missed out. All I saw was this woman trying to get on the table (and failing). That was the trigger, the rest is my imagination.
. All I saw was this woman trying to get on the table (and failing). That was the trigger, the rest is my imagination.1 person likes this
@PainsOnSlate (21852)
• Canada
26 Mar 16
@jaboUK very cool, she really was trying to get on the table...Too bad she didn't make it and then she and the table could be tipsy...
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@destimona (1910)
• Luxembourg, Luxembourg
24 Mar 16
Great story written well in funniest manner.
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