Seeking a Position as a Beach Napper

@theBlock (2657)
United States
March 23, 2016 12:51pm CST
Hello all! Anyone out there know where I can find a job as a Beach Napper? I have oodles of experience. No one can nap longer on the beach more than I.... Well, except for @RussTeed . He's the master. But he already has a job as an Alley Napper.
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9 responses
Oshy
@TiarasOceanView (70022)
• United States
23 Mar 16
I cannot nap on the beach. I can stay awake at the beach tho observing all the nappers and snappers lolz
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Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
24 Mar 16
Snappers--Lol!
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Oshy
@TiarasOceanView (70022)
• United States
24 Mar 16
@theBlock yes those haha
Tiff Gray
@T_gray (7774)
• Salina, Kansas
23 Mar 16
I don't know but let me know if you get the job, I would like to put my app in too.
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Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
24 Mar 16
@T_gray I got you!
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Belle Starr (Iz)
@BelleStarr (61101)
• United States
25 Mar 16
From what I hear there is a waiting list for those positions, I know that I am #20,852 so I think it is a long list!! lol
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Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
26 Mar 16
@BelleStarr You moved up a spot. @jhunt bowed out. She napped through the interview
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Erly Maglangit
@cacay1 (83595)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
26 Mar 16
Funny, hehehe, but I always experience every time I am at the beach, I like to sleep. not just a nap, maybe because of the cool wind.
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Erly Maglangit
@cacay1 (83595)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
26 Mar 16
@theBlock , yeah, but just a nap hehehe, shameful ,loo. It must be swimming not napping.
Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
26 Mar 16
@cacay1 Sleeping on the beach, and in the shade---Heaven
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DianneN
@DianneN (247184)
• United States
26 Mar 16
You can join all the others here in Florida. Qualifications: driving very slowly in the car, eating dinner at 4:00PM, and having blue white hair. If so, you have the job!
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DianneN
@DianneN (247184)
• United States
26 Mar 16
Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
26 Mar 16
Ha! Driving slowly and having blue-white hair are doable. But eating dinner at 4? No way--I get up from bed at 5
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
23 Mar 16
I aspired to be a professional loiterer, but I couldn't wait around forever... So, I became the napper!
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
24 Mar 16
@theBlock Yes, then I could claim the liquor store as a dependent! BTW, the Ninja is back, baby!
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Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
24 Mar 16
@RussTeed Uh oh, Ninja? I'm outta here!
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Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
24 Mar 16
@RussTeed You should loiter with me and the bruthas, in front of our favorite liquor store.
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Anna
@LadyDuck (472124)
• Switzerland
24 Mar 16
If I hear that someone is searching for a professional Beach Napper I let you know.
Cynthia Owens
@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
30 Mar 16
Dang! I should have read this sooner. We just filled the last position. If someone doesn't work out, I'll let you know.
Janet Hunt
@jahunt (1380)
• United States
24 Mar 16
HAHA!! Know we know where to find you!