RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
United States • Age 59
Joined myLot 8 years ago
I am an amazing idiot and I prove daily.
RussTeed's Activity
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
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12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
10 responses •
12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
10 responses •
12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
10 responses •
12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
10 responses •
12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
10 responses •
12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
10 responses •
12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
10 responses •
12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
21 May 16
I went into a flower shop today and I said to the woman, "Hi, do you have flowers for people that mess up? Not me, it's for a friend."
She said, "What did your friend do?"
"Why did you wink your eye when you said 'friend' just...
9 responses •
10 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
25 Jun 16
I was playing "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey on my cell phone on my porch last night. I was singing along boisterously and I remembered most of the words.
Suddenly, a group of neighbors approached me as they sang along with...
10 responses •
12 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
12 Jun 16
Today I saw 12 handicap parking spaces at Home Depot for all those do-it-yourselfers that cannot walk.
Why do they get all the best parking spots? Their arms need exercise just like everyone else needs exercise. Plus, a little...
8 responses •
10 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
12 Jun 16
Today I saw 12 handicap parking spaces at Home Depot for all those do-it-yourselfers that cannot walk.
Why do they get all the best parking spots? Their arms need exercise just like everyone else needs exercise. Plus, a little...
8 responses •
10 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
12 Jun 16
Today I saw 12 handicap parking spaces at Home Depot for all those do-it-yourselfers that cannot walk.
Why do they get all the best parking spots? Their arms need exercise just like everyone else needs exercise. Plus, a little...
8 responses •
10 people
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
12 Jun 16
Today I saw 12 handicap parking spaces at Home Depot for all those do-it-yourselfers that cannot walk.
Why do they get all the best parking spots? Their arms need exercise just like everyone else needs exercise. Plus, a little...
8 responses •
10 people