Warning To Burglars

@RussTeed (1498)
United States
March 29, 2016 5:31pm CST
Do not break into my house or my 12-pound dog will covertly distract you by vigorously licking you silly while he feverishly wags his tail which may fan dust particles into your eyeballs and possibly cause redness or irritation! You've been warned. Photo: Public Domain, Free for commercial use. No attribution required
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pgn
@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
29 Mar 16
You know, a dog like that could kill a bigger dog, such as a Great Dane. How? By getting stuck in the bigger dog's throat... Cute and cuddly, gets'em every time!
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vanny
@vandana7 (100617)
• India
30 Mar 16
@RussTeed ..Bear cross?
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
30 Mar 16
He has a very coarse tongue too, so watch out!
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pgn
@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
30 Mar 16
@RussTeed Not silver-tongued like the owner then... :)
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mommaj
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
30 Mar 16
I am so glad you warned me. I am breaking into your house tomorrow night and I fully expect your dog to cooperate. He needs to wag his tail until my eyes turn red. Instead of stealing anything, I will be suing you for the pain and suffering your dog inflicted by wagging his tail. It should be a simple case and I should win outright millions...
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mommaj
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
30 Mar 16
@RussTeed Oh, PLEASE do! I won't even bother the dog if he is there. He might not be too happy. I LOVE Magnum P.I.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
30 Mar 16
I'll have Magnum P.I. guard my house tomorrow! You are in for a big surprise Missy!
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
30 Mar 16
@mommaj That was a terrific show, and I guess he was handsome. Okay, I will get Columbo to watch the house.
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maezee
@maezee (41988)
• United States
29 Mar 16
Haha. I actually heard a statistic that houses with "Beware of Dog" signs are substantially chosen less often as a target for burglars. I dont have a dog but Im thinking of getting a sign! Lol
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
30 Mar 16
I bet it does work, but this dog will stop no one.
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maezee
@maezee (41988)
• United States
30 Mar 16
@RussTeed Lol what type of dog do you have? Some of thode smaller dogs can be aggressive!
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
30 Mar 16
@maezee It is a dachshund, they are afraid of cats, fleas, and flies, lol.
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Judy Story
@jstory07 (139974)
• Roseburg, Oregon
29 Mar 16
What a very cute dog that you have.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
30 Mar 16
he is a real pain, v ery needy.
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LegTech
@rina110383 (24492)
•
30 Mar 16
Your dog looks like a stuff toy. He's so cute.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100617)
• India
30 Mar 16
I don't know why they say monkeys are man's ancestors. From the looks of it, dogs could be. May be studies have gone wrong somewhere. lol
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Janet Hunt
@jahunt (1380)
• United States
30 Mar 16
Aww, what a cutie! I believe the burglars would die, from laughter!
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
30 Mar 16
@jahunt He might gnaw your shoe laces off! Watch out!
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
30 Mar 16
I think you are right, LOL! This mutt loves all humans, not much of a protector.
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Janet Hunt
@jahunt (1380)
• United States
30 Mar 16
@RussTeed I doubt he would like me. All dogs naturally hate me. Lol!
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alchemistrx
@alchemistrx (2547)
• Philippines
30 Mar 16
You have a cute dog.
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Lee Ka
@kaka135 (14931)
• Malaysia
30 Mar 16
Your dog is really adorable! I doubt if the burglars would be scared by him.
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mimiang
@mimiang (3760)
• Philippines
30 Mar 16
That is scary! I am afraid of dogs
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Oshy
@TiarasOceanView (70022)
• United States
30 Mar 16
I need more pain c´mon Frenchie :)
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Erly Maglangit
@cacay1 (83577)
• Cagayan De Oro, Philippines
30 Mar 16
Hehehehe, super like the dog,lol.
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Nanette Piotrowski
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
30 Mar 16
Oh lordy @RussTeed , that sounds like one of my cats.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
31 Mar 16
He thinks he is a cat because he grew up with two cats.
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Cynthia Owens
@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
30 Mar 16
Thanks for the warning. Your house was next on my list.
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Reine25
@Lucky15 (37374)
• Philippines
30 Mar 16
haha, the burglars will be surely warned to get some eye protection
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vanny
@vandana7 (100617)
• India
30 Mar 16
Yeah, come to think that will do, and come to think the burglars always come prepared with those in case of glare..so the dog can't do much.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100617)
• India
30 Mar 16
I will bring in a cute beech for him to .
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Dx.Tr
@Dextoi (1845)
• Philippines
30 Mar 16
Hahaha. You just gave me an idea to put a sign outside the house that says "Beware of Dog"...
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