Donuts: The Hidden Danger

@RussTeed (1498)
United States
April 3, 2016 11:15am CST
I don't always eat donuts, but when I do, I eat them until I hate myself and develop an eating disorder which leads to hiding in closets all curled up in the fetal position while sucking my thumb and humming the theme song to Sesame Street.
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Janet Hunt
@jahunt (1380)
• United States
3 Apr 16
Lol! Can you really suck your thumb and hum at the same time? Yes. I just tried it. It works. The kids were over for a belated Easter dinner today. My son put a marshmallow peep in the microwave just to see what would happen. Smh...
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
3 Apr 16
A boy after my own heart - they explode! LOL
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
4 Apr 16
@jahunt Haha! I bet the chick was three times its normal size before the boom!
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Janet Hunt
@jahunt (1380)
• United States
4 Apr 16
@RussTeed Lol! Of course, I had to watch. He said don't worry I will buy you a new microwave if it blows up.
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minisam
@miniam (9154)
• Bern, Switzerland
3 Apr 16
Those look yummy,i hope you can find a way to say stop, eat one or 2 then stop for the day.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
3 Apr 16
Haha! Good advice. I rarely eat donuts anymore, I was just being silly.
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minisam
@miniam (9154)
• Bern, Switzerland
3 Apr 16
@RussTeed I see and very glad to know it was not true, but still does not change the fact they look very good, l could eat one now
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
3 Apr 16
@miniam You are right, my favorite is the jelly-filled.
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Lee Ka
@kaka135 (14931)
• Malaysia
4 Apr 16
It seems like you are really addicted to donuts. Good that you found a way to avoid eating it. I like to eat donuts too, but I can only take at most two at one time, as I feel quite full after eating so much. Why theme song to Sesame Street? Is it related to donuts?
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Lee Ka
@kaka135 (14931)
• Malaysia
11 Apr 16
@RussTeed I thought there's a popular Sesame Street song about donut.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
11 Apr 16
@kaka135 There may be, I stop watching that show a few months ago.
RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
4 Apr 16
I was just joking around, lol. I love that song, and I hum it to myself often. Though, I have no idea how to get to Sesame Street.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
6 Apr 16
I am good at imagining. I could picture you curled up in fetal position in about 4' by two and a half feet by two and a half shelf. I realized the door was not closing and I could not see you with your thumb in your mouth. Would you step out please so that I can take a picture?
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
7 Apr 16
@RussTeed .. There - I managed to get you to reveal a closely guarded secret! I am smart. *vanny pats her back*
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
7 Apr 16
Maybe, but I am 75 inches tall (1.90 meters) and nearly 300 pounds (136 kg) LOL
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
7 Apr 16
@vandana7 Now you have all the tools to stalk me. I will move slow so you can keep up.
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pgn
@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
3 Apr 16
What is it about a photo of donuts that brings on the hunger pangs and gets the stomach gurgling...?
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
6 Apr 16
No ...it was about photo of RussTeed inside the closet with thumb...only he swallowed it down with the last donut.
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pgn
@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
6 Apr 16
@vandana7 Ah, my last comment was ambiguous, I have reworded it. Thumbs and fœtal positions, with or without the Sesame Street theme tune, were outside the scope of my badly-phrased original response.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
7 Apr 16
@pgntwo Haha! I got the gist of it.
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Sergio Louro
@smvl1976 (24)
• Amadora, Portugal
4 Apr 16
I like very much