1-877-kids4cars

@RussTeed (1498)
United States
April 9, 2016 1:22pm CST
Do you have a kid you would like to get rid of? Are you tired of their whining and carrying on? Are you looking for a new or used car? Well, just call 1-877-kids4cars and we will get your new car, at the cost of one child. Disclaimer: The cars you can choose from depends on the ugliness of the child. No worries, the children will be attended to by @RussTeed until they are safely sold on the black market. No monkeys, kids, or grasshoppers were harmed in this story. 1-877-kids4cars is a wicked fake number. Photo: Pixabay - Public Domain, free for commercial use. No attribution required
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mommaj
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
9 Apr 16
I'll take a couple. Not the cars the kids. I heard you give them away fairly cheap if they make too much noise. I took the duct tape off of them so you should hear some screaming, crying, and whining any minute. You need a disclaimer: No animals or children were hurt in the fabrication of this post.
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mommaj
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
9 Apr 16
@RussTeed LOL. That's what they are suppose to do. LOL Wipe their noses before you send them to me. If not they will be covered in something worse than brandy.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
9 Apr 16
@mommaj yuk! LOL Special today: 3 @ $1.00
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
9 Apr 16
I have dozens of snotty little brats that don't work and expect food nearly every single day.
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Oshy
@TiarasOceanView (70022)
• United States
9 Apr 16
Nope no kiddos but thanks anyways. Wicked fake number I will call though Thank you for this public svc announcement Russ. Salisbury is getting a spanking new police station so watch out lolz
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
9 Apr 16
haha! We are getting a new one in my town too.
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Oshy
@TiarasOceanView (70022)
• United States
9 Apr 16
@RussTeed There must be a massive upscaling going on in law enforcement due to these public service announcements in Massloleio. (word censor lolz)
mommaj
@mommaj (23112)
• United States
9 Apr 16
@RussTeed Gee. I wonder what makes them think they need one in your town.
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much2say
@much2say (57381)
• Los Angeles, California
10 Apr 16
Hey, now I can get all the drinks I want! Oh wait - I read that wrong . .. I thought it was 1-877-kids4bars
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much2say
@much2say (57381)
• Los Angeles, California
11 Apr 16
That could be another @RussTeed side business!
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Apr 16
Haha! That is a great idea!
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
11 Apr 16
@much2say I might give it a go, pending the 47 lawsuits against me.
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theSids
@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
9 Apr 16
To RussTeed, I have a bike. What is your offer Regards, a Bike Owner.
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theSids
@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
9 Apr 16
@RussTeed Awesome.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
9 Apr 16
HAHA! How about a gerbil? A talking gerbil.
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Cynthia Owens
@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
10 Apr 16
What can I get for 2 kids? Do the kids have to be mine? Can they be of the goat variety? You weren't very specific on what kind of kids...
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Cynthia Owens
@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
10 Apr 16
@RussTeed Got it! Thanks.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Apr 16
You will have to call 1-877-goats4cars @cindiowens
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Janet Hunt
@jahunt (1380)
• United States
11 Apr 16
Lol! I only have my grandson and if I traded him in they would come and find me real quick. Deals off lady!
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
11 Apr 16
Haha! A little rascal In presume.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
11 Apr 16
@jahunt That is so funny. I think he is going places in life. What does that mean? We all go places. Now I have something to think about...
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Janet Hunt
@jahunt (1380)
• United States
11 Apr 16
@RussTeed oh yes! They seem to pick it up so quickly! If I am busy and he wants me to watch him do something, he leads me by the hand to make me sit down and says, "You watch me!" Lol!
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vanny
@vandana7 (101585)
• India
10 Apr 16
You will go to prison for that offer ...
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
10 Apr 16
I am there all the time anyway, LOL.
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