My Scientific Breakthrough!
By RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
United States
April 24, 2016 7:50pm CST
I have been working tirelessly in my lab for weeks and I have come up with two ground-breaking conclusions. The work was tedious, but my tenacious will for discovery pushed me to the finish line. So, below my two conclusions.
1) There is no distinguishable difference between fancy ketchup and regular ketchup.
Well, I seem to have miscounted, I have only the one conclusion.
I must now cut to a moment of silent shame.
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You must have been taking your time with this experiment. It would be tedious. 
What did you use packets from Mc Donald's and packets from Applebee's?
@toniganzon (72281)
• Philippines
25 Apr 16
thank goodness for your discovery. Now that means i won't buy fancy ketchup at an added price.6 people like this
@crossbones27 (49463)
• Mojave, California
25 Apr 16
Please, fancy catch up. Here is how you did it. Hey dude, tell me the difference. lol
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@LovingMyBabies (85288)
• Valdosta, Georgia
25 Apr 16
I was wondering why I haven't seen you in a bit-now I get why!
That must have been really tough work!
That must have been really tough work! 4 people like this
@akalinus (43196)
• United States
25 Apr 16
I remember when two of my boys were little. They came rushing into the house screaming they were hurt. Blood was flowing from many wounds. I was dialing 911 when I smelled ketchup, bottles of it. And your research made it all possible. If it looks like I'm not making sense, it's because I'm not.
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@DaddyEvil (137259)
• United States
25 Apr 16
You can't taste the difference? 
OMG
! There is more wrong with you than we feared! (Apparently, that IS possible!)
Can you get yourself to the emergency room, or do we need to send the ambulance
? (If you want an ambulance, you will need a new credit line
... Don't worry about that unless you can't qualify while they are taking you to the hospital
!)
OMG! There is more wrong with you than we feared! (Apparently, that IS possible!)
Can you get yourself to the emergency room, or do we need to send the ambulance? (If you want an ambulance, you will need a new credit line... Don't worry about that unless you can't qualify while they are taking you to the hospital!)2 people like this
