Huge Disappointment, SMH...

@RussTeed (1498)
United States
April 27, 2016 7:37pm CST
I sat down in a chair outside and tied myself down good and tight. I had some peanuts and coffee at my side. I put the life preserver on the other side. I didn't order dinner, I wasn't sure I would survive. Then, I pulled out my cell phone and clicked "Airplane Mode." I grabbed onto the chair, put my goggles on, and braced myself. Nothing. Nothing happened. That Airplane Mode doesn't work at all. I think I was ripped off! Photo by Pixabay: Public Domain, Free for commercial use. No attribution required.
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7 responses
Jo Ann
@akalinus (43196)
• United States
28 Apr 16
It won't work unless you have light attendants. I don't know if they serve peanuts anymore. Someone might be allergic so they will take them away from everyone. Did you see the Red Baron?
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Jo Ann
@akalinus (43196)
• United States
28 Apr 16
@RussTeed Oh, you mean that was you? I won't tell on you. It was so wicked, though.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
28 Apr 16
Haha! I am the Red Baron, but they grounded me because of the Jell-O incident.
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Reine25
@Lucky15 (37374)
• Philippines
28 Apr 16
I wanted to say something in myown dialect
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
28 Apr 16
But I can't hear you. You'll have to speak louder.
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Reine25
@Lucky15 (37374)
• Philippines
28 Apr 16
@RussTeed hahaha. You...
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theSids
@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
28 Apr 16
but "Airplane mode" doesnt work any good with peanuts and coffee.
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Babygirlrae
@carebear29 (31963)
• Wausau, Wisconsin
28 Apr 16
You should get a hold of Apple.
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
28 Apr 16
Haha! Yes, they tricked me!
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minisam
@miniam (9154)
• Bern, Switzerland
28 Apr 16
Cant say much,how about going back to the shop? or did you buy it privately?
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RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
28 Apr 16
I stole it. I hid it under my jacket and walked out.
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Timothy Roberts
@theBlock (2657)
• United States
29 Apr 16
@RussTeed Did the same thing. Yeah, total rip off.
vanny
@vandana7 (100282)
• India
29 Apr 16
The air hostess didn't like you...poor you...