I Solved America's Bathroom Controversy!
By RussTeed
@RussTeed (1498)
United States
May 17, 2016 6:08pm CST
Yes, I got Congress to solve the unambiguous bathroom issue. I wrote my idea to representative Paul Ryan and they ran with it. They just declared that a new human right has been voted into law and every American will be provided with this well overdue civil right.
Yes, government supplied catheters for all. There is no need for bathrooms anywhere. The newly formed “Bladder Department” will begin passing out the totally tubular catheters ASAP. ASAP stands for A Simple Answer to P.
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18 responses
@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
18 May 16
Genius! Who took that picture of you climbing the wall?
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@DaddyEvil (137259)
• United States
18 May 16
I can't believe you got to say that before I could, @cindiowens ! I got a huge laugh out of that! Poor @RussTeed !
Hmmm... my pc just said I have never spoken to you before.... I thought I had, but maybe I just didn't tag you before? IDK. Anyway, it is my pleasure to meet you here on myLot!
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
20 May 16
@DaddyEvil Pleasure to meet you too.
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@Deepizzaguy (102970)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
18 May 16
The bathroom issue hits home with my relatives since my sister has to take her son who has special needs to the bathroom in public places.
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
10 Jun 16
@Deepizzaguy I know what your sister goes through. I have an autistic son that doesn't speak and would not be able to go by himself. I could care less if someone has a problem with him in a woman's bathroom. Unless they are going to undress in front of him what is he going to see and what are they going to see of him. The stalls are for privacy and if I see anyone looking in the one I'm using they had better get an eye full because that will be the last thing they see for awhile! I feel for your sister and this issue should have been addressed for the handicapped and not for people who don't know how to dress. I try to go to gas station restrooms because they are usually one person bathrooms so no one can say too much.
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@Deepizzaguy (102970)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
26 May 16
@vandana7 That is okay we can't win them all.
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@DaddyEvil (137259)
• United States
18 May 16
Well that's good then, Russ! I was getting tired of hearing about this "issue"!
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@DaddyEvil (137259)
• United States
18 May 16
@RussTeed I can't believe there IS any issue with this, Russ! If they want to change their body(ies) then they need to take care of their needs at home and in private. They shouldn't be allowed into a restroom that their body was not born needing to use.
That would stop the silliness of dressing up in drag and molesting little girls, as well as the issue of a child seeing a body type that shouldn't be where the child can see it!
WTF are people thinking?!
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@DaddyEvil (137259)
• United States
22 May 16
@akalinus I would almost agree with that, Jo Ann.... Are you volunteering to be the one who makes sure what they say they have in their pants is really what is in there? I am sure there won't be any other takes for that job!
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@RussTeed (1498)
• United States
18 May 16
Agreed @DaddyEvil - it is the dumbest issue to date.
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@Jdaw1985 (3967)
• Harrells, North Carolina
18 May 16
@RussTeed LOL you are right. I mean what is the big deal really. If you are born a male then go to the males bath room even if you are dressed as a women. If you do not want to do that go outside to you car and pee in a cut for all i care.
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
22 May 16
I thought being a Cath Eater was only possible within the confines of one's own home - now I hear it can be done in any old public convenience... Whatever next?
Trying to work out why the guy is peering over the wall, but perhaps best not to inquire too closely.
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@1creekgirl (41447)
• United States
18 May 16
That is so funny! And to think, my idea of a single, unisex, one-person-at-a-time bathroom was just too boring. But don't let Congress REALLY get ahold of your idea, it might actually be signed into law.
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@akalinus (43209)
• United States
19 May 16
There is another related bodily function that will not go through a tube. But if Congress recommends it, they can spend billions of dollars on it and cater expensive lunches to celebrate. All those tubes have to be emptied so they can build tube stations and spend more money. Yep, Russ, you nailed it.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
18 May 16
LMAO. Perfect solution @RussTeed .
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@mommaj (23112)
• United States
10 Jun 16
I'm so glad they wasted so much time and taxpayer money for an issue that was so important. I can't believe how ridiculous this is. If you got to go you got to go and who cares what the person in the next stall looks like. If I have to pee I go into the stall and go. I don't check out every person in the bathroom and all the other stalls to see if they should be there. I can promise you though, if someone is going to be watching me do my business they better get an eye full because they might not see much for a while. Chances are good that I will poke them in the eye when I am through!
@fishtiger58 (29820)
• Momence, Illinois
16 Nov 16
Yikes think I'll pass........... although it's a law now do I have to participate???????????
@Hanyouyomi (2187)
• Dallas, Texas
2 Aug 16
As simple as this is, I don't think people would actually agree to it... Dunno, might want to run a poll....