Did you know - Wombats excrete square faeces
By Judy Evans
@JudyEv (342203)
Rockingham, Australia
May 24, 2016 6:43pm CST
Did you know that wombats' faeces are cubic in shape? Rachel Lovejoy (@Raelove) wrote about pork sausage patties being too small to fill a breakfast bun nicely. And wouldn't it be nice if bacon was sold in round pieces. Which led me to think about square patties and rashers – and then it seemed it was a simple jump to think about cubic faeces.
Wombats are found in most states of Australia.The cubic shape of the wombat's poo comes from the long, slow, digestive process. It takes 14 to 18 days for the wombat to draw every bit of nutrient and water from its food. Horizontal ridges in the first part of the large intestine contribute to the shape and the smoother surface of the latter part allows the cubic shape to remain. Because by this point the faeces are highly compacted, they are excreted as cubes. Contrary to what you might expect, the wombat does not have a square anus.
They produce 80 to 100 cubes per night (wombats are nocturnal). Wombats, like most animals, gain all sorts of information from poo. It marks out their territory and the hormonal content lets males know when females are most fertile.
Poo is often deposited on tops of rocks and logs and the cube shape means that mostly it stays where it is excreted and doesn't roll away. Other wombats are less likely to miss these territorial signs and possible confrontations are avoided. Here endeth the lesson.
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@JudyEv (342203)
• Rockingham, Australia
25 May 16
@annaroselock You're very welcome!
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@annaroselock (805)
• United Kingdom
25 May 16
@JudyEv Well it was interesting to know so thank you :')
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@DaddyEvil (137650)
• United States
26 May 16
@LadyDuck Oh! Thank goodness you said that was bacon! I thought you were going to tell us some animal crapped those out and I was going to go look it up and make sure you were pulling our legs!
*DE wipes the fear sweat off his forehead!*
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@DaddyEvil (137650)
• United States
26 May 16
???? Now that is a weird fact, Judy!
Square poo! How original! (Oh, my! A thought just hit me square between the eyes! Don't get upset over this, please...)
Uhm... When children first encounter the square feces, do they use them as Legos? Uhm... A name brand of snap together shapes used to build all kinds of things from houses to cars to people. Whatever a child can imagine can be built using legos. (Yes, I understand the poo doesn't have an interlocking design.)
I am simply curious.
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@DaddyEvil (137650)
• United States
26 May 16
@JudyEv Uhm... I have seen rabbit pellets used as marbles, though... That's the reason I was asking about the wombat chunks. LOL! (Nope! I am not kidding!)
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@JudyEv (342203)
• Rockingham, Australia
27 May 16
@DaddyEvil I know a lady who made bracelets out of goat poo - and sold them! Gross I know but what I'd really like to know is how long the pebbles stayed solid.
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@DeborahDiane (40322)
• Laguna Woods, California
27 May 16
@DaddyEvil - Ha Ha Ha!
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@PainsOnSlate (21852)
• Canada
25 May 16
Your segue from food to poo made me laugh out loud . As I was reading this I pictured the children walking through the woods and seeing the poo thinking someone dropped candy..... I learned something new today! Thank you for the info and the laugh.
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@DaddyEvil (137650)
• United States
27 May 16
@painsonslate LOL! You might like to go check out a couple of links I dropped onto Judy's thread... I dropped one in @Lucky15's box and one in @TheHorse's box on this thread.
IDK if you will laugh at either one of them, but I sure did! (I am almost sure you will laugh, though!)
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@PatZAnthony (14749)
• Charlotte, North Carolina
25 May 16
Why would we ever need to know the shape? Oh-I know-for a Jeopardy question/answer!
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@JudyEv (342203)
• Rockingham, Australia
25 May 16
I just wanted to help the process of filling everyone's minds with totally useless information. :) And maybe one day at a quiz night, you'll be the only person to know this.
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
25 May 16
cube poops? That is the oddest thing I have ever heard, wild!
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@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
26 May 16
@JudyEv this still makes me giggle!
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@JudyEv (342203)
• Rockingham, Australia
27 May 16
@Jessicalynnt Giggling is good. Did you read @DaddyEvil's contribution? Apparently polar bears yell when they poo. More giggles!
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@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
25 May 16
well now, i didn't know ya was such a wombat poo 'xpert! lol, most interestin' indeed. heck they go more oft than the horses!
i'm still tryin' to figure where yer mindset was, goin' from food to what comes 'fter.
big hugs!!
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@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
26 May 16
@JudyEv there's no tellin', eh? still, quite'n informative piece. :D
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@DaddyEvil (137650)
• United States
28 May 16
@pgntwo how sore do they make you feel if you swallow one and have to sh*t it in the wee small hours, pgn? I'm hoping you try this and let us know!
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
27 May 16
Which begs the question of what muscles the wombat has that permit the poo to emerge as cuboids without causing the animal pain...
This reminds me of the reason that hens' eggs emerge pointy-end last when being laid... it stops the hole slamming shut with a bang!
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@JudyEv (342203)
• Rockingham, Australia
28 May 16
The cuboids aren't that big. Maybe they yell like the polar bears do - check @DaddyEvil's links if you don't know what I'm talking about!
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@fishtiger58 (29820)
• Momence, Illinois
25 May 16
Good to know........... I think lol.
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@DaddyEvil (137650)
• United States
27 May 16
@fishtiger58 You might like to go through this thread from the top! I have added a few links that make interesting (and funny) reading!
Just sayin'!
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@fishtiger58 (29820)
• Momence, Illinois
29 May 16
@JudyEv @DaddyEvil Thanks Judy lol I shall thank you if ever I have the opportunity to divulge my current knowledge about Wombats. Thanks Evil I will give those a look.
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@XtremeGaming (742)
• South Africa
26 May 16
I love how people think they cute, when actually they will maul your face off. xD
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@XtremeGaming (742)
• South Africa
29 May 16
@JudyEv Hehe ^^ It is their self defense mechanism to lure the prey in with adorable looks
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@DeborahDiane (40322)
• Laguna Woods, California
25 May 16
That was fascinating. I don't think I have ever given much thought to animal poo before!
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@DaddyEvil (137650)
• United States
27 May 16
Would you like to give more thought to poo, @DeborahDiane? LOL!
I dropped two links onto Judy's thread, somewhere. They are really cute if you want to get a giggle or two. LOL!
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@DeborahDiane (40322)
• Laguna Woods, California
27 May 16
@DaddyEvil - Thanks! I check out your links!
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