What Happens When You Breakfast Without Cheerios?
By Gus Kilthau
@Ceerios (4698)
Goodfellow, Texas
July 12, 2016 12:23pm CST
What happens when you breakfast without Cheerios?
I was wondering about that. So, today I went without my bowl of Cheerios and sliced bananas. Little did I realize the impact this would have on life as I must live it for the rest of today.
The lack of Cheerios put me into a severe state of urticating neo-jibber-jabber.
That is really a bad state in which to travel.
"Join the world of 8-legged tarantulas and field thistles of the Scottish moorlands, you dummy." That's what this Cheerios abstinence has brought me to.
I knew right away that I would have to be careful not to exercise my unwanted state of painful behavioral propensity around the family members or the hound dog. It went from being a mental matter to becoming physically risky. So, as you can readily see, that lack of a bowl of Cheerios first thing in the morning can prove itself to be very urticatingly nettlesome, to say the least about it.
I would be most delighted if you would let me know after you have figured out all of this nonsense and explain it to me.
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Image source: Pixabay dot com, Edit by Gus Kilthau
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
12 Jul 16
@jaboUK - Ms Janet - Are you attempting to tell me that you cannot decipher that neo-jibber-jabber stuff 'twixt my ears today due to lack of single-holed Cheerios and wormless banana slices? This urticating is turning out to be a lonely task, dictionarily-assisted, of course, but nonetheless, lonely. 
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
13 Jul 16
@jaboUK - Ms Janet - Well, I have sorted out what you were telling me, and it is possible that I have the straight of it. I looked down at my feet a moment ago and, sure enough, I am truly on my own socked feet. Oh Lordy... The Big Boss is even good to those of us who are bad. Now I can concentrate on the next big thing to come along. Thanks. 
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
13 Jul 16
@pgntwo - Friend PGN - (Wake up, Gus, for PGN just then told you something about why it may have been that your favorite lunchtime diner had to close down.)
It was not because you and your good foody buddy ate there so often and jinxed the place, it was that Scothman chef who cooked his "special" griddle cakes with some of those chopped up Urtica dioica things - but without removing the barbed ends first.
They rid the establishment of the man because of his sticking it to the dining customers that way.
Well, we got that one figured out all right. 
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@sunilparthan (6302)
• India
12 Jul 16
Most of the time i am skip my breakfast because of no time. have to get ready fast and got to work so that is really bad for me.
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
12 Jul 16
@sunilparthan - Brother Sunil - To do without breakfast is one thing, but to enter into urticatingism as a consequence is yet another thing, would you not agree? 
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
13 Jul 16
@Inlemay - That is a VERY mean-looking hairy spider, and one that is quite adept at the urticating of things in life. And yes, indeed I lost my mind. Some tell me that I lost it long before I realized that it was gone. Then, along came Cheerios. That is when I began to figure stuff out and my loss of mind no longer mattered all that much. As you have seen here, however, it does not take much to tip the apple cart over, does it? 
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@Marilynda1225 (83103)
• United States
12 Jul 16
Honey Nut Cheerios with sliced banana is my favorite breakfast
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@Ceerios (4698)
• Goodfellow, Texas
12 Jul 16
@Marilynda1225 - Ms Maryilyn - Way to go. With Cheerios and sliced bananas you will totally avoid the dangers of urticating. 
