MyLotters - Do You Know Them? (15)
By Jabo
@jaboUK (64354)
United Kingdom
September 16, 2016 9:41am CST
1.
This guy fell foul of a swing,
Smashed ribs such pain they do bring,
He's witty and clever
Will bore you never,
But laughter right now's hurting him.
2.
She seems to be here all the day,
And has a sweet daughter called Kay,
Her posting's prolific,
Her rabbit's terrific,
About whom she has much to say.
3.
From Colorado to Oregon
She moved, and she's glad that it's done,
Loves Patches her cat
Likes eBay a lot,
Lived all over Europe when young.
4.
A nice Filipino, likes art,
Canadian now, he's so smart,
He's that sort of bloke
Who likes a good joke,
And his family has hold of his heart.
5.
She's not in the first flush of youth.
In fact she's quite long in the tooth,
But she's not averse
To writing daft verse,
In which there's a grain of the truth.
This is the 15th post in this series - if you'd like to see any of the others please click on the tag 'Miscellaneous MyLotters' above my title.
1.@moffittjc. 2.@sharon6345. 3.@jstory07. 4.@antonbunot . 5.JaboUK 
Photo - one of my hanging baskets.
Photo - one of my hanging baskets.70 people like this
71 responses
@hereandthere (45645)
• Philippines
16 Sep 16
sheesh! of all the people i missed it was you! 'writing daft verse' should have clued me in, you, garrulous but gifted and gracious geriatric, you. 
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
16 Sep 16
@hereandthere Lol - fancy not getting me! As @silvermist has pointed out - I wouldn't be so rude as to say someone else was 'long in the tooth'
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@hostessman (11871)
• Tucson, Arizona
16 Sep 16
thanks Jabo as alway very clever.. However i didn't recognize the last one is she here on mylot
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@antonbunot (11093)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Sep 16
@AkoPinay Puede bang humalik?(Okay to kiss?) hehehe!
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@GreatMartin (23672)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
18 Sep 16
That's a beautiful hanging basket!!!
And, of course, you know I LOVE your limericks!! 
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
18 Sep 16
@GreatMartin Yes, you are always very kind about my limericks, thank you. And I'm happy that you like the basket too
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@GreatMartin (23672)
• Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
18 Sep 16
@jaboUK I appreciate talent of all kinds and you, my young lady, are talented!!
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@antonbunot (11093)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Sep 16
@JaboUK you made me blushing and smiling while reading about that Filipino-now-Canadian (sadly, who could not write a good limerick. 
) . . Thanks, my friend! You are so good composing poems/rhymes!
) . . Thanks, my friend! You are so good composing poems/rhymes! 3 people like this
@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
16 Sep 16
@antonbunot Lol - you may not be able to write a good limerick, but you have lots of talents in other areas, Unfortunately I couldn't get them all in to 5 lines
, Unfortunately I couldn't get them all in to 5 lines3 people like this
@antonbunot (11093)
• Calgary, Alberta
16 Sep 16
@jaboUK I need to practice writing limericks . .
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@garymarsh6 (23404)
• United Kingdom
17 Sep 16
She says she is not in the first flush of youth
I think this a bit of an untruth
Her heart is so big
She wears not a wig
She's certainly a brilliant sleuth!
We love your nice little verse
It never is ever terse
Green fingers she certainly has
her garden is a riot of jazz
We would never give her a curse!
Yes I knew them too especially that last lovely lady ! ( My fee can be paid direct into my bank
please)
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@garymarsh6 (23404)
• United Kingdom
17 Sep 16
@jaboUK Yea quite bad isn't it. I never could write a nice rhyme I apologise profusely ! 
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@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
16 Sep 16
Aside from no. 4, I knew all. Though the fifth one was quite clever of you to put in there because I was reading them with the mindset that those were based on other myLot members excluding you. lol
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
16 Sep 16
@Daljinder I thought that one might confuse a few people. Since I'm unlikely to do any more, i thought I'd sign off with a self caricature.
. Since I'm unlikely to do any more, i thought I'd sign off with a self caricature.3 people like this
@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
16 Sep 16
@jaboUK It did confuse me a bit. Anyways it was a nice signing off The journey has been good though while guessing the who's who lol
The journey has been good though while guessing the who's who lol2 people like this
@crossbones27 (49703)
• Mojave, California
16 Sep 16
Wait a second you are not allowed to do another Jabo, I do not know why, think I am just being goofy. lol Always spot on.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
16 Sep 16
@crossbones27 Goofy or not, I probably won't be doing any more of these
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
16 Sep 16
Long in the tooth? No...... - LOL, nice when you can make fun of yourself.
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
16 Sep 16
@jaboUK I think that's a virtue LOL.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
16 Sep 16
@AbbyGreenhill Oh yes - I can always make fun of myself, no problem
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@teresatrotter (4073)
• Jacksonville, Florida
18 Sep 16
Very Nice. Beautiful flowers by the way.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
18 Sep 16
@teresatrotter Thanks for liking both the rhymes and the flowers.
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