Trying to catch a cheater in my class on Monday night.
By The Horse
@TheHorse (218414)
Walnut Creek, California
November 25, 2016 1:11pm CST
I have this one weird student in my college Introduction to Psychology class. He never shows up to class, didn't turn in his first two papers, but does show up for exams.
On the first day of class, he told me, "I just need the credit." Not a good thing to tell a professor.
He did show up for the first exam, and got a 45/100, a failing grade.
After about a month and a half, I suggested he drop the class. He told me, "I just need to pass this class to get into San Francisco State." I said, "It would be difficult to pass the class if you don't come to class or complete any of the assignments."
He did show up for the second exam, and got a 75, which is almost a B in my class.
But my exams are based more on lecture than the text book. I suspect he cheated on the second exam.
So I spent this morning editing Exam 3, which will be given Monday, such that I have a second version with the correct multiple choice answers scrambled, relative to the other exams. He will receive that version. If he is copying off of someone else in the class, he will fail.
If he somehow came up with a previous version of my exams, he will fail.
How do students cheat differently today than in the past? I suspect they're using technology somehow, but I'm not sure exactly how.
Any thoughts?
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21 responses
@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
26 Nov 16
kinda ballsy 'f that student to tell ya such, eh? i hope that'cher efforts 're successful, hon. i dunno how students cheat these days, but with all the technology 'vailable to 'em, such'd not surprise me.
75 'tis a be'n yer class?? dang! i'd been'n the deans list if'n i'd professors with such a scale, lol.
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@crazyhorseladycx (39509)
• United States
28 Nov 16
@nanette64 was a c- where i did my schoolin'. 'tis a shame that these days such seems to lax...'n they wonder why our young'uns aint better educated, eh?
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
26 Nov 16
75 was a D when I went to school @crazyhorseladycx and @TheHorse . I went to schools in Iowa and they have a really high standard for grading.
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
26 Nov 16
My only thought is that if these students put as much effort into learning as cheating they would end up being better people.
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@TheHorse (218414)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Nov 16
@nanette64 Aren't the SATs college admissions tests? We do graduate people who can barely read, write, or do basic math. It's incredible.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
26 Nov 16
@TheHorse That's why the US went from #1 in the world to #27. Even now in the lower grades, if you pass the SAT's with a score of 50%, you're good to graduate; which is a crock of sh**.
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@infatuatedbby (94914)
• United States
25 Nov 16
Are you handing out the same tests for all your classes? Some version/order previously?
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@infatuatedbby (94914)
• United States
25 Nov 16
@TheHorse Oh I see. When I was in school ~ the professors handed out different versions in the class by row alternating so one can't cheat
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@TheHorse (218414)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Nov 16
@infatuatedbby But with technology things have changed. I had a group of four cheaters a few semesters ago. I watched them like a hawk, but couldn't figure out how they were passing information to each other.
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@LovingMyBabies (85288)
• Valdosta, Georgia
25 Nov 16
I hope he isn't cheating. I loved when I took psychology in college-even though I didn't do well in it. It was a tough class but very interesting still.
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@TheHorse (218414)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Nov 16
If you have any psychology questions, feel free to ask me. I love discussing psychology. I'm pretty sure he cheated on that second test. There's no way he could have know that many of the correct answers about things we did in class.
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@LadyDuck (471253)
• Switzerland
26 Nov 16
@TheHorse What you say makes sense, but sometimes the student are incredibly fast to search things. I remember when I had my French language exams. We were allowed to have a dictionary with us, just in case we needed to check a few things. I was able to search almost all the words I was not sure had an accent or not. My teacher was surprised that I did not make mistakes. Imagine how surprised I was.
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@TheHorse (218414)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Nov 16
But my exam questions, even the multiple choice ones, require some thought. It would be hard for them to search through the book via cell phone, find the appropriate section, read it, and find the appropriate response. My hunch is that my exam cheaters just find the letter (a,b,c, or d) from a friend and bubble it on on their Scantron. My "multiple exam version" busted two doing that in another class.
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@DaddyEvil (137256)
• United States
26 Nov 16
Until you said he told you he just needed the credit to get into the other school, I was going to suggest he might have a problem similar to the one Pretty had her senior year in college.
Something happened during the summer between her junior year and her senior year at college. Whatever happened, it caused her to become agoraphobic. She would have panic attacks if she left her dorm room to attend classes (or any other reason, too.) so ask her friends to record the lectures so she could listen to them in her room. She forced herself to attend class to take the exams.
She completed her senior year and received her credentials that way.
You should have been there when I went to pick her up to bring her home from school. If I hadn't simply carried everything in her room to the car, she never would have left the school! She kept telling me she wasn't ready for anything to be put into the car! I finally just told her she had wasted three days doing nothing and I HAD to get home to go back to work, so I was loading the car whether she was "ready" or not!
She did everything she could to stop me from taking anything from the room except lock me out of her room! I got some of her friends to help load the car and help me drag her out of the building and into the car! (I'm sure I'd have the same amount of trouble if we had to move from this house into another one, too.)
In your case, though, it sounds more like the guy has just overloaded himself with classes and is trying to get too many credits with the least amount of work/class attendance as he can manage. If his grade depends on him attending your class, then flunk him and be done with it. If it doesn't, then I agree, do what you are doing and see if he passes the test when it is not exactly like the other tests. If he passes it, fine. If he doesn't then he cheated on the second one and tried to cheat on that one, as well.
I honestly hope he is having someone record the lectures and is studying them in his room later, like Pretty did to graduate. (In Pretty's case, several of the Professors checked to make sure she was really listening to the lectures and not cheating, too. You can't blame them for that. I would have been suspicious, too.)
Best of luck to him!
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@DaddyEvil (137256)
• United States
27 Nov 16
@TheHorse Then you've done everything you possibly could, pony! NOBODY could find fault with the way you are handling this!
I still hope he is studying your lectures, but he shouldn't be surprised when he flunks the class. shrug!
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@TheHorse (218414)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Nov 16
@DaddyEvil I have no diea what family pressures are on him. But he has to learn that in the US, you have to at least attend class, and not cheat on exams, and not plagiarize on papers, to pass a college class.
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@TheHorse (218414)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Nov 16
I thought of that as well! Social Phobia came to mind--the fear of being judged. As you say, Agoraphbia often comes with Panic Attack Disorder. If that were the case, I'd hope he would have told me. I did tell him that if coming to class was difficult or stressful, he could take the class on-line (from another Professor). He didn't really respond.
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@blitzfrick (2890)
• United States
25 Nov 16
Not sure how kids do it these days.
It might've been cheating but I once bought a set of previous exams to use as a study guide for the final exam in a historical geology class I had to pass. I attended every class and took the exams and went into the final with a D average; I made an A on the final, giving me a C for the course. I'd tried earlier to drop the class but the prof, an Asian man who hardly spoke English, wouldn't let me drop. And by "hardly spoke English" I mean I could catch every fifth word or so, this complicated by his tendency to lapse into long barely understandable personal stories. Every student's nightmare.
This probably relates in no way to your student's situation.
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@TheHorse (218414)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Nov 16
Well, the situation is kind of reversed. I speak good English and lecture very clearly. But I have a lot of students (including the cheater) for whom English is a second language. Sometimes I repeat things or provide brief summaries for their (the ESL) students' benefit.
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@TheHorse (218414)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Nov 16
@blitzfrick I've had a couple of professors who barel spoke English. But they were math-related classes, so we spoke in that common language.
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@blitzfrick (2890)
• United States
25 Nov 16
@TheHorse Yes. I was in your ESL students' shoes. It was if I was taking the class in China, so I guess it would be more like CSL.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
26 Nov 16
Definitely sounds like cheating @TheHorse . My question to him would be, "So you get into San Francisco State, do you plan on not showing up for classes there too? "And if so, how long do you think it will be before you are thrown out?" Your idea for the next test is perfect.
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@TheHorse (218414)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Nov 16
I wouldn't address a student like that. We have to be ungodly diplomatic, lest we be accused of verbal abuse, or racial discrimination, or something. In a sense, I'm being passive-aggresive. I answer his questions (when is the next exam?; can I turn in my paper late?) politely, as if he gave a sh-t about the class, knowing full well that he won't pass.
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@TheHorse (218414)
• Walnut Creek, California
28 Nov 16
@nanette64 Political correctness gets in the way of constructive dialogue. It's a "feel good" thing for the politically correct, but it doesn't help the oppressed, or formerly oppressed.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
27 Nov 16
@TheHorse Don'tcha just love 'diplomacy'......no wait....."Political Correctness"?
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@teamfreak16 (43418)
• Denver, Colorado
25 Nov 16
I never cheated, but they probably are using technology for it.
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@TheHorse (218414)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Nov 16
That's my thought. If somebody from the class is helping him, it has to be someone he either knew before the class started, or someone he's paying handsomely to help him. Occasionally, if it's not an exam, he just shows up to class for a minute or two and then leaves.
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@CoolPeace (1566)
• Miami, Florida
26 Nov 16
How are you going to pass a class if you don't show up? You can ask different questions on the exam so other students don't share questions and answers with others.
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@TheHorse (218414)
• Walnut Creek, California
27 Nov 16
@CoolPeace We can kick them out of class. I don't think they get kicked out of school.
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@CoolPeace (1566)
• Miami, Florida
27 Nov 16
@TheHorse I heard back in the day if you get caught cheating you get kick out of college.
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@snowy22315 (180311)
• United States
27 Nov 16
I think they use their smartphones and have others text them the answers, or go to a site where they can get the answers. When I took statistics, I studied from old exams, and the tests we had were changed very little from the old test...Was it as good as having the answers?...almost! I did understand the material to a degree, but having those old tests sure helped!
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@MandaLee (3760)
• United States
27 Nov 16
Firstly, cheaters make it really tough for people who work hard to do well. How unfair is that. I suspect he could have found a previous version of your test online. It took me 8 years to complete college, for many reasons. However, I finished HONESTly.
One prof even discriminated against me bc of my disability. I failed a class because of my disability. I took the same class again with a different prof. I earned an A
Please let us know what happened.
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@Gita17112016 (3611)
• Trinidad And Tobago
26 Nov 16
Oh yeah, my students text each other the message in the classroom and discretely (and sometimes openly) read their phone screens. Phones are not banned in the class rooms and secondly the supervisor (not ourselves) are sleeping or just don't care to be vigilant. Burnout they say.
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