Hello Again Corporate America! How have you been?
By Wendy789
@Drosophila (16571)
Ireland
January 2, 2017 12:23pm CST
From today onwards, I will be your sole point of contact for the
transformational collaborative strategic initiatives, which will empower your most valued clients with the most rewarding experience, thereby further promoting and solidifying their loyalty, in order to sustain year on year growth, and global market dominance...
Enough business buzz words for ya?
How am I going to achieve this?
who cares, as long as I can string all the buzz together, someone will figure it out!
Indeed! Aye! This is the world I've bid adieu to 1 year ago.
And now, I'm returning to it, as of next week.
What can I say, I got an offer I simply cannot refuse.
It is not very difficult to string together a series of "important sounding" words and get paid for it! Right? right!
Looks like 2017 will be interesting for me.
How is 2017 going for ya?
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14 responses
@Orson_Kart (6768)
• United Kingdom
4 Jan 17
A job is a job?
Yeah, and Brexit means Brexit. 
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
4 Jan 17
@Orson_Kart well actually I got the job so, as a Brit after proper exit, I don't have to get a work permit for Ireland
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
2 Jan 17
right! am going in mercenary style.. xD
oddly enough, corporate clients lurrrve me.. something about I can speak their language..
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@moffittjc (121548)
• Gainesville, Florida
2 Jan 17
That sounds pretty corporate to me! haha
Good luck with the new job this year!
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
3 Jan 17
Thanks! Ya, I guess it's joy from now onwards
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@moffittjc (121548)
• Gainesville, Florida
8 Jan 17
@vandana7 That's okay, us Americans don't know what the hell we're talking about either!
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
8 Jan 17
hahaha.. yes well, Trump is still on about that wall... I guess he'd not even hired a person to wrote the plan yet. HAHAHAHA
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@Orson_Kart (6768)
• United Kingdom
4 Jan 17
So you're a dominatrix? I knew it! 
The buzz words are great, but you need substance behind it all. Conquering America is too daunting a prospect to me, especially with Donald on the horizon (and I don't mean Donald Duck) Good luck and don't forget us minions whilst you live your jetsetting lifestyle.
Bon Voyage! x
The buzz words are great, but you need substance behind it all. Conquering America is too daunting a prospect to me, especially with Donald on the horizon (and I don't mean Donald Duck) Good luck and don't forget us minions whilst you live your jetsetting lifestyle.
Bon Voyage! x2 people like this
@Orson_Kart (6768)
• United Kingdom
4 Jan 17
@Drosophila I do. I am one of those suckers in the UK corporate world.
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
5 Jan 17
@Orson_Kart hahah yes, blame EU and the number of annual leaves they have, a common theme
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
4 Jan 17
lol.. don't ya get it yet, it's one man's job to talk of a vision, another bunch of suckers to realise it, if it fails, its those suckers' fault
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@DaddyEvil (137257)
• United States
6 Jan 17
Hmmm... no, while I understand what each word means (sort of) the conglomeration has no meaning that I can fathom, Dearheart.
And you write that xxxx for PAY? Really? Someone pays you to write that and then figure out how to make it be true?
If someone would pay me to string buzzwords together, I am sure I could do it... no, I am not at all sure I could do that, to be honest. It still looks and sounds like gibberish to me... sigh! I guess I will not be joining you in your new endeavor, hon.
Best of luck to you and I support you 100%... I think. LOL!
If someone would pay me to string buzzwords together, I am sure I could do it... no, I am not at all sure I could do that, to be honest. It still looks and sounds like gibberish to me... sigh! I guess I will not be joining you in your new endeavor, hon.
Best of luck to you and I support you 100%... I think. LOL!
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
7 Jan 17
@DaddyEvil awww you're so kind.. thanks
and yes I am afraid, it's called "strategising", implementation unfortunately is always overlooked. a chronic problem of this world.
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
2 Jan 17
lols. you're deadly write (lol) ... amended :p
Ever heard of what happened to the last guy that championed this particular initiative??
Got axed!!! In my world, it's all about "talk of the vision, achieving that vision? well, that's some other suckers job!"
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
3 Jan 17
@pgntwo omg the core values, I really have forgotten blissfully
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
2 Jan 17
@Drosophila I think Corporate America calls that "constructive criticism"
Having a corporate vision and mission statement really makes it easy for everyone to know the value they add to the corporation... 
Good luck in the new role. 
Having a corporate vision and mission statement really makes it easy for everyone to know the value they add to the corporation...
Good luck in the new role. 2 people like this
@Bluedoll (16773)
• Canada
12 Jan 17
Translation.
"If you can't do the crap someone else can and make you look good huh. Its an idea beats going it alone. The buyers will think you are special that is if you don't go broke at least it will seem you are on top of the heap." Think they will like it?
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
13 Jan 17
Well everyone likes a good story and hates the details...
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
4 Jan 17
lol Well not the same as yours but pretty darn fun so far!!
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
3 Jan 17
You're absolutely right, ya the pay and the benefit is good! I also get 27 days of vacation + 10 days of national holiday, so I really can't say no
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@DianneN (247186)
• United States
3 Jan 17
@Drosophila Yay! Of course you can't say no. That is super!!!!!!
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
3 Jan 17
I hope so too, the pay and the benefits are just too good
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@just4him (317040)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
3 Jan 17
@Drosophila That's wonderful!
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@CRK109 (14556)
• United States
5 Jan 17
My brain does not want to wrap around those words, so I leave them in your very capable hands! lol So far, the new year has brought some very healthy cooking to my kitchen, and some new recipes. I'm enjoying the changes. I hope you find yourself enjoying those changes, too!
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
6 Jan 17
thank you! yes, I definitely am looking forward to some differences.
@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
2 Jan 17
lol.. unfortunately that's the shrill "most inspirational leaders" of the world will spew..
it's all about let's talk about what we can do.. and never about let's get that shizza done
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@NJChicaa (119543)
• United States
2 Jan 17
@Drosophila I could never work in that type of environment
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
2 Jan 17
@NJChicaa well... I guess that's unavoidable, it's like you can't work in an office without some sort of office politics.
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