A Cry For Help??

@WorDazza (15830)

Manchester, England

March 10, 2017 1:32am CST

If you made a lot of miniature burgers, complete with buns, and put them on a skewer you would have a KeBurger. If you barbecued the burgers first then you would have a KeBarbeBurger. If you opened a shop from which to sell these fantastic fusion foods then that would be a KeBarbeBurger Bar. If that shop was the best of its kind then it would surely be the best KeBarbeBurger Bar bar none. And that, my friends, is what was going through my mind on the drive into work this morning!!!

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@LadyDuck (470799)

• Switzerland

10 Mar 17

Oh my, what did you drink this morning before going out to work?

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

10 Mar 17

I'm beginning to think Mrs WorDazza may be spiking my morning coffee.

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@LadyDuck (470799)

• Switzerland

10 Mar 17

@WorDazza You should be careful what she does.

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@LadyDuck (470799)

• Switzerland

10 Mar 17

@WorDazza This is very bad, I agree that you should be watching her closely.

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@xFiacre (12912)

• Ireland

10 Mar 17

@wordazza Ought you to be driving in that state? I hear that the penalties are rather stiff if you get caught.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

10 Mar 17

There's no penalty for driving under the influence of genius my friend!!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

13 Mar 17

@TheHorse That could explain the voices!!!

@TheHorse (217891)

• Walnut Creek, California

10 Mar 17

@WorDazza Do you men driving under the influence of genies?

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@allen0187 (58582)

• Philippines

10 Mar 17

Tough night eh? Or is it a tough commute going to work? Or perhaps, you haven't had your coffee yet?

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@allen0187 (58582)

• Philippines

10 Mar 17

@WorDazza also check if Mrs. Dazza is slipping something in your coffee and breakfast.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

10 Mar 17

Probably a bit of all three actually!!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

13 Mar 17

@allen0187 The thought has already crossed my mind!!!!!

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@jstory07 (139354)

• Roseburg, Oregon

10 Mar 17

Yes you do need some help. Some help in opening up that burger bar.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

10 Mar 17

I knew I couldn't be the only person who thought this was a winner!! Now if you just forward me $50000 I'm sure i could get something started!!

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

13 Mar 17

I don't think I want to really look into your mind! What a plethora of nonsense I would find, that's for sure.

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@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

13 Mar 17

@WorDazza Suits you well !

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

13 Mar 17

Wow thanks! You've just given me the title for my autobiography. "A Plethora of Nonsense". I like it!!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

13 Mar 17

@jaboUK The title actually applies to the sort of stuff I have to deal with on a regular basis from other people. Especially people on certain websites not a million miles from here

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@carexing25 (1822)

• Philippines

10 Mar 17

that's a great idea you have in mind.. nice concept of kebarbeburger bar!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

10 Mar 17

This is going better than I thought. I assumed that everyone would think I was mad but finally my genius is being recognised.

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@MALUSE (69373)

• Germany

20 Mar 17

Me foreigner. Me not English. Me not understand.

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@MALUSE (69373)

• Germany

20 Mar 17

@WorDazza YESS!!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

20 Mar 17

And you expect me to be able to explain the workings of my mind????

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

21 Mar 17

@MALUSE I can tell you used to be a teacher. So demanding!!!

@jillybean1222 (6407)

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14 Mar 17

i like the name. it's very catchy.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

14 Mar 17

Glad you like it but judging by the rest of the comments on here I think the jury is out on whether it's a genius idea or total insanity.

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@TheHorse (217891)

• Walnut Creek, California

10 Mar 17

And what had you been doing before you "hit the road"?

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

13 Mar 17

I think I may have to plead the fifth!!!!

@Morleyhunt (21744)

• Canada

10 Mar 17

And what triggered those inspirational thoughts?

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

10 Mar 17

I think it's called genius. Or maybe not!!! I'm beginning to suspect I may not be what is conventionally considered as normal.

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@Morleyhunt (21744)

• Canada

10 Mar 17

@WorDazza I know that I'm not considered normal. I no longer apologize.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

10 Mar 17

@Morleyhunt As Morrissey once sang, "There is no such thing in life as normal". Vives les differences!!! (He didn't sing that bit. That was me! Although i was typing not singing!!).

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@JudyEv (338682)

• Rockingham, Australia

11 Mar 17

Glad you reached your destination before you got any further with your musings.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

13 Mar 17

@JudyEv My only regret is for what the world at large may be missing out on!!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

13 Mar 17

Maybe that's not a good thing. Who knows what I might have come up with if only I lived 10 minutes further away from work. Denied a Nobel prize by a geographical quirk!!!!

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@JudyEv (338682)

• Rockingham, Australia

13 Mar 17

@WorDazza Well, it's a nice thought but I wouldn't waste too much regret on it.

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@josie_ (10034)

• Philippines

13 Mar 17

Where did you get the beef for your mini-burgers. I am seeing early signs of mad cows disease. The post title makes sense now.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

13 Mar 17

Well if i were eating them they would have to be veggie burgers. Sort of a KeVegeBarbeBurger!! Although they do say Mad Cow Disease can take many years to materialise so maybe I ate an infected burger in my youth!!!

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@FayeHazel (40243)

• United States

16 Mar 17

You should open such a shop! I would eat there for sure. Made me think of animated series "Bob's Burgers" which I love

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

20 Mar 17

@FayeHazel I'll have to keep a look out for that. Thanks for the tip.

@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

20 Mar 17

Never heard of Bob's Burgers. Is that an American thing?

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@FayeHazel (40243)

• United States

20 Mar 17

@WorDazza Might be -- It's shown on TBS, Fox and... I think Cartoon Network. It's hilarious. Sort of like "The Simpsons"

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Virtual reality

@GrimReape (40)

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13 Mar 17

there's a lot of burgers in your head!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

13 Mar 17

Along with a lot of other stuff!! Most of it about as sensible as this post I'm afraid!!

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@Fleura (30168)

• United Kingdom

10 Mar 17

I think perhaps you are on your own too much.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

10 Mar 17

I'm never alone in my head. There are many voices to keep me company.

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