An-Ode-to-the-Block's-Bunion

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The onion that's my bunion is not very fun-ion. Alas! I think it's giving birth--that's my opinion. Oh, my pedicurist, Nini, screams when she sees me. Then she hangs up the "Closed" sign, and she prays that I leave. Oh, bunion, won't you just go away and shrink in size! Please, at least grow a toenail, so you'll look like the other guys. I-love-you,,,Bunion....