Scientists Warns of a New Virus that Might Spread Across the World
By josefina
@josie_ (10032)
Philippines
June 6, 2017 1:02am CST
Scientist have just discover a new virus called "Trump-fluenza".
Symptoms of people infected with it are:
1. Hair turns orange (scientific term or as Bill Maher calls it "Orangutanism")
2. Motor function impairment _erratic mouth movement without reason
3. Gradual shrinking of fingers resulting in an itch to grope and tweet
4. Nose continue to elongate because of the "Pinocchio effect" cause by habitual lying
Medical scientists are now developing and testing the effectiveness of the antibiotic "impeach-cillin" to combat the further spread of the virus.
Photo Image: Wikimedia commons
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
6 Jun 17
wow, i better check on the latest journals of medicine and nursing; i might be absent-minded when this breaking news appeared on TV or on FB.
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
6 Jun 17
@josie_ i hope the virus will be contained only in white house. no contamination.
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@josie_ (10032)
• Philippines
6 Jun 17
@ridingbet _When the medical announcement is made, it would be more famous than Viagra.
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@topffer (42156)
• France
6 Jun 17
@josie_ Trump should ask to his friend Vladimir to help to give to Macron a majority in our assembly. Our general election is next Sunday, and if he does not get this majority to follow his programme in France, I suspect that he will become the worst troll possible for Trump.
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Too bad, they will never approve the vaccine.
@manikarnika (3236)
• India
6 Jun 17
Yeah...This shows how much you like your president...Lol
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@josie_ (10032)
• Philippines
6 Jun 17
@manikarnika _Not my president. I'm from the Philippines.
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@josie_ (10032)
• Philippines
6 Jun 17
@manikarnika _Yes. He is a lot better than Trump.
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@manikarnika (3236)
• India
6 Jun 17
@josie_ oh then...Do you like your President?
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@lovinangelsinstead21 (36850)
• Pamplona, Spain
6 Jun 17
Glad that they can control the virus then.
I don´t fancy turning orange at all.
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@lovinangelsinstead21 (36850)
• Pamplona, Spain
7 Jun 17
@josie_
Don´t know about that but all I know is I would not like to turn that shade of orange.
Its not even a nice colour orange is it?
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@josie_ (10032)
• Philippines
7 Jun 17
@lovinangelsinstead21_"Orange is the new black" and you might fancy Trump wearing an orange jumpsuit on his way to prison after the FBI investigation.
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@shantalclay (623)
• Baguio, Philippines
6 Jun 17
Hopefully, that impeach-chilin will be develop asap to fight the virus. ????
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@josie_ (10032)
• Philippines
6 Jun 17
@shantalclay _If the American public demand is great, it will.
@shantalclay (623)
• Baguio, Philippines
6 Jun 17
Haha... Hopefully, we'll not be infected by that virus.
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@josie_ (10032)
• Philippines
6 Jun 17
@shantalclay _Unless pres. Duterte lifts quarantine restrictions and allow the carrier of "Trump-fluenza to enter the Philippines for a State visit. 
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@shantalclay (623)
• Baguio, Philippines
6 Jun 17
@josie_ Oh, I will protest for it if ever our president will allow that virus to visit our beloved country.?
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@josie_ (10032)
• Philippines
8 Jul 17
@leeannhargrave _Laughing makes "Trump-fluenza" more bearable.
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