“What do you think it's like to milk a cow?”
By Shavkat
@Shavkat (140129)
Philippines
July 3, 2017 4:35am CST
Honestly, I never tried to milk a cow. I had this weird imagination on how to do it. On the other hand, I was quite laughing when thinking about how Greg Focker described milking a cat in the movie ”Meet the Parents” in 2000. It is one of the funniest movies that I had watched. “Do you still remember the movie?” It was portrayed by Ben Stiller. The movie lines made me so crazy.
Regardless, I think it is possible to milk animals and stored them to a milk bank.
“Do you think it is with the sense to do have milk bank for animals?”
“Did you try to milk a cow?”
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12 responses
@MGjhaud (23240)
• Philippines
3 Jul 17
It has to be done in the cowshed so the cow can be tied properly. The leg on your side needs to be tied too so you won't get kicked. Then milk! The squeezing part can be tricky though. The cow will keep on moving if you're doing it wrong. My sister always had a hard time getting the milk out and it wasn't always fun for me too.
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@1hopefulman (45120)
• Canada
3 Jul 17
Just take a finger and squeeze it and imagine that milk is coming out. 
I liked that movie too!
I liked that movie too!3 people like this
@1hopefulman (45120)
• Canada
3 Jul 17
@Shavkat I only milked a cow when I was a kid and so my memory may not be that clear. I think that you have to make sure that your hands are warm, pull a bit and squeeze a bit. Of course I may not have done it right but I did manage to get my milk and so I must have done something right.
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@Shavkat (140129)
• Philippines
4 Jul 17
@1hopefulman Uhm I think that would be a good start information for me. Thanks. I hope I will find a cow in the province.
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@ilocosboy (45156)
• Philippines
3 Jul 17
Never tried it but I want to experience milking the cow. I think it would be fun doing it.
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@Shavkat (140129)
• Philippines
4 Jul 17
@ilocosboy I hope you can try to milk her soon.lol
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@ilocosboy (45156)
• Philippines
3 Jul 17
@Shavkat maybe we can start with the goat, I have a goat, he he, the kid is two months old.
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@eniscinari (128)
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3 Jul 17
Well, one thing i now, even though i havent tried, the milk comes out really hot and vith a big pressure, like a balloon with water!
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@Shavkat (140129)
• Philippines
4 Jul 17
@eniscinari I am going to be apprehended at first. I am sure it would be so hot because of stress.lol I am sure going to laugh out loud.
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@eniscinari (128)
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3 Jul 17
@Shavkat yeah lol, you will feel very hot at that moment lol
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@buenavida (9984)
• Sweden
4 Jul 17
I have never milked a cow, but when I was a kid, we lived in a town where some neighbors had cows, and we could buy milk from them.. My grandparents had cows, so my dad used to be shepherd when he was a kid.. 
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@crossbones27 (49721)
• Mojave, California
3 Jul 17
Never tried, but seems perfectly natural for food. Would love a cow, except they fart to much and take up a lot of space, not to mention need a lot of food. Fresh milk would be awesome. Milking seems pretty straight forward and do not think I would be bothered one bit about touching or squeezing their nipples. 
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@cahaya1983 (11116)
• Malaysia
3 Jul 17
I've never tried it but it does look fun! Not sure if it's as easy as it looks though 
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
4 Jul 17
no, because first, we do not have a cow; second, i take skimmed milk only so i don't know what cow should i milk to yield a skimmed milk. hahahaha!
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@Shavkat (140129)
• Philippines
5 Jul 17
@ridingbet I think that is really needed to do. Babies need the colostrum.
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@ridingbet (66854)
• Philippines
5 Jul 17
@Shavkat no, not even, but i tried milking out a parturient in OB ward when her milk does not come out.
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@JohnRoberts (109846)
• Los Angeles, California
3 Jul 17
I have never milked a cow nor have I ever thought about it.
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