The Vampire And The Witch
By Jabo
@jaboUK (64354)
United Kingdom
October 28, 2017 5:00pm CST
A vampire named Drack asked a witch,
"D'you think I'd be able to hitch
a lift on your broom,
if you have the room
my life it would surely enrich."
The witch thought this odd, so replied
"I think that your motive you hide,
I know you would try
to suck my neck dry
if I were to give you a ride."
"Oh no ma'am, that's not what I mean
your blood wouldn't suit me - it's green,
I will behave well
so don't cast a spell
and I'll treat you just like a queen."
"Vampire, I think you are bluffing,
my blood you soon would be quaffing,
and you I don't trust
to curb your sick lust,
so sod off back to your coffin." 
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39 responses
@responsiveme (22926)
• India
29 Oct 17
A story of unrequited love
As the witch gave the vampire a shove
Begone ,said she
I don't believe thee
As she flew into the dark night above
I love these and can't have enough of them
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
29 Oct 17
@responsiveme Thank you Arundhati - you're pretty good at them yourself
. A clever reply in limerick form - very well done.
. A clever reply in limerick form - very well done.6 people like this
@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
29 Oct 17
@responsiveme Oh lor'! Perhaps I'll write one about a love affair between them - or better yet - why don't you?
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@responsiveme (22926)
• India
29 Oct 17
@jaboUK I sort of felt bad for the vampire
...It could have been love
...It could have been love6 people like this
@fishtiger58 (29820)
• Momence, Illinois
28 Oct 17
I think the witch is right he would suck her green blood lol.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
28 Oct 17
@fishtiger58 Yup, the colour wouldn't make any difference 
. You can't trust them ol' vampires!
. You can't trust them ol' vampires!6 people like this
@crossbones27 (49703)
• Mojave, California
29 Oct 17
Hey , that vampire sounded very gentlemanly, better behavior than most in this world, what a mean witch. 
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@crossbones27 (49703)
• Mojave, California
29 Oct 17
@jaboUK Maybe, but he was a nice vampire, I could tell. 
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@allknowing (137536)
• India
29 Oct 17
Good that you found your bearings to churn out this great limerick. I enjoyed reading it.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
29 Oct 17
@allknowing Thanks Grace, I'll be popping over to your page soon.
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I don`t see any problem sharing here your talent?
@sueznewz2 (10409)
• Alicante, Spain
29 Oct 17
sssooo funny...I love that last line.... well all of it really...but especially the last line...lol4 people like this
@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
29 Oct 17
@sueznewz2 Thanks Sue - I wasn't sure if the myLot police would consider it swearing, but decided to risk it. It gives a good 'punch' to the end of the poem, doesn't it?
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@MarshaMusselman (38865)
• Midland, Michigan
30 Oct 17
Ha, the old quarrel betwixt the vampire and the witch. One casheir asked a manager why witches ride brooms and the answer was because vacuums are too heavy. Not sure if that was made up or an old one. I've not heard it before that I can recall.
Do kids in other countries go door to door for treats, Janet? I'm guessing not.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
30 Oct 17
@MarshaMusselman I've not heard the one about the vacuum cleaner - it's good.
We never get trick or treaters in my area, but I believe it's catching on a bit elsewhere.
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We never get trick or treaters in my area, but I believe it's catching on a bit elsewhere.2 people like this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
29 Oct 17
One smart witch @jaboUK . Definitely a good 'ditty' for Halloween.3 people like this
@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
29 Oct 17
@nanette64 Glad you like it, thanks Nanette.
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@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
30 Oct 17
The cunning vampire did present a case fair
Alas! He was still left in despair
A just decree forthwith
Wicked is the witch
Can a wicked and a cunning ever be fair?
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
30 Oct 17
@Daljinder Oh well done DJ, thanks for joining in the fun
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@LindaCPearson (2240)
• United States
29 Oct 17
Woman power on many levels! Fun limerick!
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
29 Oct 17
@LindaCPearson Thank you - fun was what I was aiming for. I'm pleased you thought I pulled it off
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