What Price a Kiss?
By Max Crisp
@Orson_Kart (6765)
United Kingdom
December 6, 2017 5:52pm CST
As it's the festive season again, I have been wondering whether to fork out for a sprig of mistletoe? I used to be fairly successful with my sprig, but in recent years, the kiss-rate has gone down. Is my puckering less attractive or maybe it's because I've been hanging it off my trouser belt?
Whatever the reason, I wasn't going to bother until I saw the cost had come right down. Looking into the reason, I read that the Police might consider non-consensual kissing under the mistletoe as rape. Gosh! But £10 for a fresh bunch isn't bad is it? How many kisses would it make the investment worthwhile for you? I'd hope for at least 10. Maybe 2 if they were on the lips.
And what about the risk of rape accusations? Should I just keep my hands in my pockets?
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16 responses
@FayeHazel (40243)
• United States
31 Dec 17
Ah, I got a spring of fake mistletoe. That prank sort of back fired. The person I was trying to impress told me (as nicely as possible) that he wasn't interested.
I think an unwanted kiss hardly counts as rape. :/
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@Orson_Kart (6765)
• United Kingdom
1 Jan 18
Not interested in a kiss? He must be gay. Why would any red-blooded male refuse a kiss from a beautiful woman wielding a sprig of mistletoe? Poor show on his part.
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@Orson_Kart (6765)
• United Kingdom
2 Jan 18
@FayeHazel A kiss doesn't mean anything other than kiss and he could have just gone along with occasion. Yeah, none of things should matter. You are a lot younger than me and wouldn't think twice about it. Pucker up. x
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@FayeHazel (40243)
• United States
2 Jan 18
@Orson_Kart Thanks Orson. I would gladly kiss you for that. :-) (well I would any way! Bring your Mistletoe) Yeah... I don't know. He had been flirting with me via text and then in person he tells me that 1) I'm too young, 2) I'm his sister's friend Mmm hmm. Me thinks if he really were interested none of those things would matter. But... at least this one tried to be nice about the rejection.
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@shaggin (72116)
• United States
10 Dec 17
@Orson_Kart Not everyone appreciates a dirty sense of humor like I do... unfortunately!
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@Orson_Kart (6765)
• United Kingdom
10 Dec 17
Your man is a lucky fella.
And thanks, but I don't get many responses so I'm only popular with the few.
However, if there was a prize for getting into womens panties, I would win, hands down. 
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@Orson_Kart (6765)
• United Kingdom
15 May 18
Not when they've got a mind of their own....
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@epiffanie (11326)
• Australia
18 May 18
@Orson_Kart Yes .. it's crazy how some parts of the body have each their minds ..lol..
@Orson_Kart (6765)
• United Kingdom
7 Dec 17
Meant I could keep both hands free for other things. 
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@Orson_Kart (6765)
• United Kingdom
8 Oct 18
Like me it's an oldie but goodie.
Sounds a good offer to me. Now where did I put that mistletoe?
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@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
24 May 18
umm! maybe hanging from your bottom half sends the wrong message as to what you want kissed? ever think of that?
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@Orson_Kart (6765)
• United Kingdom
24 May 18
It was sending the right message, just wasn't well received. 
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@Letranknight2015 (51938)
• Philippines
7 Dec 17
I rather not attend to that kind of event, same here I'd rather keep it in my pockets.
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@Orson_Kart (6765)
• United Kingdom
8 Dec 17
If you can't be saucy at Christmas when can you be?
Thanks for the peck. Do you want to hold my sprig or shall I? 
Thanks for the peck. Do you want to hold my sprig or shall I? 1 person likes this
@Orson_Kart (6765)
• United Kingdom
7 Dec 17
Yes, sometimes the repercussions of ones actions aren't consider in the heat of the moment.
@Deepizzaguy (102575)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
7 Dec 17
Play it safe and keep your hands in your pockets.
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@Deepizzaguy (102575)
• Lake Charles, Louisiana
8 Dec 17
@Orson_Kart Sad to say but true that we are living in such dangerous times.
@shivamani10 (11035)
• Hyderabad, India
7 Dec 17
Better you keep your hands in your pocket and do not think about the rape accusation. The cost of a kiss will be very severe in India.
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