Bad Santa Gets Stuck in Chimney

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United States
December 17, 2017 12:52am CST
Sacramento, the California state capital that is only a half an hour from where I live, keeps making the national news lately. First they were trending on Facebook because an Amazon delivery driver decided to take a dump in someone's yard while dropping off a package. Now they're trending again because some moron tried to shimmy down a chimney so he could rob a business, got stuck, and had to call 911 for help. He's lucky he was able to access his cellphone and that it didn't slip from his hands and fall down into the fireplace. Otherwise this story might have had a different ending. Fortunately for the would-be burglar "Santa," the fire department was able to get him out, and he was arrested for attempted burglary. He was released on bail, but he is most definitely on the real Santa's "naughty" list this year.
Jesse Alan Berube, 32, was arrested on Wednesday in Citrus Heights, California, where police say he tried to wriggle down a chimney in an attempt to break into a business.
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Angie
@andriaperry (117133)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Dec 17
That driver had o go bad to do it in public.
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StacyB
@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
17 Dec 17
That is what I thought. Maybe they didn't have time to find a restroom. But, she could have at least cleaned up her mess afterwards!
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Angie
@andriaperry (117133)
• Anniston, Alabama
17 Dec 17
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StacyB
@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
17 Dec 17
@andriaperry It was a female who took the dump on a customer's lawn.
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Shavkat
@Shavkat (140102)
• Philippines
17 Dec 17
It is quite a miscalculation in doing a bad act.lol
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Shavkat
@Shavkat (140102)
• Philippines
17 Dec 17
@Srbageldog He was caught off guard. He became an instant celebrity.
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StacyB
@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
17 Dec 17
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StacyB
@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
17 Dec 17
Yes, I bet he wasn't expecting that to happen.
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allen0187
@allen0187 (58582)
• Philippines
18 Dec 17
Bad Santa needs to work on his chimney skills.
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StacyB
@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
18 Dec 17
Yes he does.
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lady Di
@lady1993 (27224)
• Philippines
17 Dec 17
karma got him quick
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StacyB
@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
17 Dec 17
Yep, it sure did!
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Judy Story
@jstory07 (139782)
• Roseburg, Oregon
18 Dec 17
That driver was gross to go in someone's yard. Bad Santa getting stuck in a chimney. I guess he will be on the real Santa naughty list.
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StacyB
@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
18 Dec 17
Yeah, I can't imagine being that desperate that you would just go in someone's yard like that. Bad Santa will likely get a lump of coal for Christmas.
John Roberts
@JohnRoberts (109846)
• Los Angeles, California
17 Dec 17
Just goes to show that would be burglars need to diet.
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StacyB
@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
17 Dec 17
Or find another point of entry.
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