Cockroaches are more advanced species than human beings

@vandana7 (100249)
India
December 20, 2017 1:11pm CST
Evolution needs rethink. Cockroaches...they can survive in 50 degrees Celsius They can survive in 0 degrees Celsius They don't build their homes. They get human beings to do that job and then they don't pay human beings for that. They also treat human beings as their unpaid cooks. They can roam around naked and not fear rapes. They are confident of their beauty so they don't need those anti aging creams, or skin color lightening creams. They can escape most of the attacks by humans and other species far more easily than humans. They do not kill each other. They are prolific breeders. These are some of the reasons I feel we got that evolution theory all wrong. Evolution is about the species becoming smaller and smaller, and still surviving easily.
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M.-L.
@MALUSE (69373)
• Germany
20 Dec 17
They can't write myLot posts. Not even inane ones. So there.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
If that be the only thing that makes us superior to them. lol.
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Darcy Nemo
@YrNemo (20255)
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20 Dec 17
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The Horse
@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Dec 17
Does writing MyLot posts serve the survival of our species? Heh!
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topffer
@topffer (42156)
• France
20 Dec 17
I read an Indian study telling that cockroach milk was 3 times richer in proteins than cow milk. Soon humans will milk cockroaches.
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M.-L.
@MALUSE (69373)
• Germany
20 Dec 17
How would you put a stool under a cockroach for the milker to sit on and a bucket for the milk? Well?
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
@MALUSE That is a very practical problem. I am sure @DaddyEvil, @CoralLevang, @TheHorse could have some suggestions to offer.
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topffer
@topffer (42156)
• France
20 Dec 17
@MALUSE Nothing impossible. We need specialists. In the past I met a couple who was making a living by milking mice for labs...
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Sanjeev
@sjvg1976 (41281)
• Delhi, India
21 Dec 17
You are wrong as my wife daily kills several cockroaches.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
There are always some specialist executioners.
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The Horse
@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Dec 17
And yet their cousins survive to haunt her. And now they are in her dreams. And I see, in my crystal ball, one nibbling at her left big toe nail as she sleeps. Mmm.
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DJ
@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
27 Dec 17
@TheHorse You forgot to mention the relatives that will sabotage the food and utensils.
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Judy Story
@jstory07 (139579)
• Roseburg, Oregon
20 Dec 17
That species of cockroaches are really gross.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
Come on Judy. Look at the color. And look at the color of those dates, or chocolates in wrapped paper. How can you call them gross...
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StacyB
@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
21 Dec 17
I once smashed a cockroach, then before I could clean it up, watched in horror as it got back up and tried to run off. Yes, they can survive almost anything. (I am sure that one did not survive the trip down my toilet, though.)
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
You are very optimistic. Have you ever seen the drains? They are filled with cockroaches. They may be having their specialty hospitals there.
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StacyB
@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
22 Dec 17
@TheHorse @vandana7 Gah, you are both probably right! Maybe that's why they never seem to completely die off. I've even had pest control come out and put that gel stuff around my apartment, but it hasn't worked. They are probably just enjoying a trip down the big waterslide whenever I flush them and living in up in the sewers before making their way back up here!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Dec 17
Actually, it probably made it to the sewer, had a feast, and then gave birth to 100 heathy babies.
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Kandase
@Kandae11 (54986)
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20 Dec 17
Cockroaches are not the kind of guests I like visiting my house.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
Do you know something? They don't care.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
@Kandae11 ..The ones that come uninvited at my place seem to believe in "try try until you succeed".
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Kandase
@Kandae11 (54986)
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21 Dec 17
@vandana7 They will, when they start spreading the word about the kind of treatment their kind receive on my premises.
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ChoukseyMK
@ChoukseyMK (1045)
• India
21 Dec 17
Even they can survive without their head for several weeks.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
Yeah, even I heard that...does that not make them superior to us humans?
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The Horse
@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
22 Dec 17
I've done that too. Then I got clean and sober for a couple of months.
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Your Highness Emperor Albert Whisker
@CaptAlbertWhisker (32694)
• Calgary, Alberta
20 Dec 17
I will be getting a lot of hate from Vegans but now I have ideas on how to torture these critters.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
Do share. I am a vegan...but I like to be prepared for shocks.
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Anastasia
@Angela150 (928)
• London, England
20 Dec 17
I dislike cockroaches. It gives me increased ashtma. I use an insect spray in the house to keep them away!
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
I am more hardened criminal. No allergies. But I still spray that thing every week. I will most certainly not let cockroaches rule my world, even if they are more fit than me in surviving.
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amnabas
@amnabas (14044)
• Karachi, Pakistan
20 Dec 17
Informative.... They are smartest species.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
20 Dec 17
Thank you...yeah..even I felt so. Anybody who can avoid paying to home builders and cooks has to be smart.
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137257)
• United States
23 Dec 17
Hmmm... in one thing, I see you are mistaken, vanny. Roaches CAN and DO kill each other, with a little help from their human landlords!
https://pestsoff.com/how-to-get-rid-of-cockroaches/best-roach-killer/
pestsoff.com
https://pestsoff.com/how-to-get-rid-of-cockroaches/best-roach-killer/
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
25 Dec 17
Oh dear...ok ..will try that...do you have cockroaches in your home DE?
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137257)
• United States
26 Dec 17
@vandana7 Once in a while, when neighbors move out of their half of our duplex! Then Pretty and I put out homemade bait stations. No more roaches!
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DJ
@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
27 Dec 17
@DaddyEvil I guess roach duelling will be their form of entertainment
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The Horse
@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
21 Dec 17
I have heard that after the zombie apocalypse, there will be only cockroaches and Hostess Twinkies around. But where will they house themselves for their feasts?
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137257)
• United States
24 Dec 17
@TheHorse I am sure they will do the best they can with what they have to work with, pony! (grinning at you!)
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137257)
• United States
23 Dec 17
Roaches will finally be forced to build their own homes, pony, probably out of Hostess Twinkies!
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The Horse
@TheHorse (218548)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Dec 17
@DaddyEvil So natural selection will demand cockroaches with impulse control. That should be interesting.
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Nanette Piotrowski
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
21 Dec 17
Well considering that most of society today doesn't have 2 brain cells that spark; yeah, I can see that @vandana7 .
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
Possibly god is tired of human race, and wants it to become extinct like Dodo.
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Nanette Piotrowski
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
21 Dec 17
@vandana7 Oh I do see Him just shaking his head. His comment? "What in the hell did I do!"
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DE
@DaddyEvil (137257)
• United States
23 Dec 17
Oh, WOW! Now that I know your opinion of most of humankind, Nanette, I am a bit leery of posting on your responses! Your use of the word "most" is the only reason I am saying this, now!
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M.Shafeeq
@Mshafeeq (1445)
• Bangalore, India
21 Dec 17
o I hate these cockroaches
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
@Mshafeeq .. But why do you hate them? They did not wipe out your bank balance, or steal your girl friend... And as far as shoes are concerned, they can survive there as well. It requires perfect positioning under the shoes.
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M.Shafeeq
@Mshafeeq (1445)
• Bangalore, India
21 Dec 17
i like to be them under my shoe
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M.Shafeeq
@Mshafeeq (1445)
• Bangalore, India
21 Dec 17
@vandana7 hahaha.. yes they have not wiped out my bank balance nor taken away my girlfirend coz indian banks are not allowing anyone to touch our money not even myself and 2nd i don't have girlfriend i am married and one women men. I hate them because they ruined my sweet night u might have got my point Ok jokes apart they don't spread any sort of healthyness to our kitchen or for food so it is not good to have grownup cockroaches.
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Ptrikha_2
@ptrikha_2 (46917)
• India
25 Dec 17
I even read somewhere that cockroaches can even survive nuclear attack- not sure about Biological or chemical agents though!
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
25 Dec 17
Nuclear attacks...unless we try we wouldn't know...sigh.
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Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
2 Jan 18
if we wipe ourselves out in a nuclear war the cockroaches will still be happily scuttling around
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
13 Jan 18
Unless we can make one species of cockroach enemy of the other...
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Arthur Chappell
@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
13 Jan 18
@vandana7 yes, that would lead to a very strange World War 4
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pgn
@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
26 Dec 17
Well. This post seems to have gone off at slightly more than the normal number of tangents, for a myLot post... And what of the huge insectoid creatures in Men in Black, or the prawns of District 9? (both Crustaceans, I think!)
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
27 Dec 17
Cockroaches would need an enemy...god always has competitors. Lions vs. tigers, whales vs. sharks. Humans vs. monkeys (well ISIS qualify you know) and so on and so forth.
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DJ
@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
27 Dec 17
You make the good points but humans can't be squashed under foot
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Ptrikha_2
@ptrikha_2 (46917)
• India
29 Dec 17
@vandana7 yes we humans are quite busy killing off each other.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
27 Dec 17
Humans don't need to be squashed under foot!!! We will oblige the cockroaches by killing each other using some nuclear or other contraption. We are just like some animals in trance..hell bent on our extinction.
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Rhonda S.
@misunderstood_zombie (8142)
• United States
23 Dec 17
I read they will be the last survivor on earth, but I I still don't like them at all.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
23 Dec 17
Yeah...it feels like being forced to leave wealth or world in the name of a child we consider most unworthy of it..lol
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Winterishere
@thedevilinme (4127)
• Northampton, England
21 Dec 17
stamp on them and their back explodes
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vanny
@vandana7 (100249)
• India
21 Dec 17
And you end up cleaning the urghhhh mess. Thanks but no thanks. I prefer the poisonous sprays.
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