Cockroaches are more advanced species than human beings
By vanny
@vandana7 (100524)
India
December 20, 2017 1:11pm CST
Evolution needs rethink.
Cockroaches...they can survive in 50 degrees Celsius
They can survive in 0 degrees Celsius
They don't build their homes. They get human beings to do that job and then they don't pay human beings for that. They also treat human beings as their unpaid cooks.
They can roam around naked and not fear rapes.
They are confident of their beauty so they don't need those anti aging creams, or skin color lightening creams.
They can escape most of the attacks by humans and other species far more easily than humans.
They do not kill each other.
They are prolific breeders.
These are some of the reasons I feel we got that evolution theory all wrong. Evolution is about the species becoming smaller and smaller, and still surviving easily.
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@vandana7 (100524)
• India
21 Dec 17
@MALUSE That is a very practical problem. I am sure @DaddyEvil, @CoralLevang, @TheHorse could have some suggestions to offer.
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@topffer (42156)
• France
21 Dec 17
@vandana7 It is one of the most expensive milk, more than $15000/litre. Some labs needing to do experiences on mice have to feed them with sterilized milk, so somebody needs to milk mice to be able to sterilize their milk. They are milked with a pipette
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@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
27 Dec 17
@TheHorse You forgot to mention the relatives that will sabotage the food and utensils. 
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@Angela150 (928)
• London, England
20 Dec 17
I dislike cockroaches. It gives me increased ashtma. I use an insect spray in the house to keep them away!
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@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
21 Dec 17
I once smashed a cockroach, then before I could clean it up, watched in horror as it got back up and tried to run off. Yes, they can survive almost anything. (I am sure that one did not survive the trip down my toilet, though.)
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@Srbageldog (7716)
• United States
22 Dec 17
@TheHorse @vandana7 Gah, you are both probably right! Maybe that's why they never seem to completely die off. I've even had pest control come out and put that gel stuff around my apartment, but it hasn't worked. They are probably just enjoying a trip down the big waterslide whenever I flush them and living in up in the sewers before making their way back up here!
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@ChoukseyMK (1045)
• India
21 Dec 17
Even they can survive without their head for several weeks.
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@CaptAlbertWhisker (32748)
• Calgary, Alberta
20 Dec 17
I will be getting a lot of hate from Vegans but now I have ideas on how to torture these critters.
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@DaddyEvil (137460)
• United States
23 Dec 17
Hmmm... in one thing, I see you are mistaken, vanny.
Roaches CAN and DO kill each other, with a little help from their human landlords! 
https://pestsoff.com/how-to-get-rid-of-cockroaches/best-roach-killer/
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@DaddyEvil (137460)
• United States
26 Dec 17
@vandana7 Once in a while, when neighbors move out of their half of our duplex! Then Pretty and I put out homemade bait stations. No more roaches!
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@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
27 Dec 17
@DaddyEvil I guess roach duelling will be their form of entertainment
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
26 Dec 17
Well. This post seems to have gone off at slightly more than the normal number of tangents, for a myLot post... 
And what of the huge insectoid creatures in Men in Black, or the prawns of District 9? (both Crustaceans, I think!)
And what of the huge insectoid creatures in Men in Black, or the prawns of District 9? (both Crustaceans, I think!)
In theaters August 14th! For more DISTRICT 9 information, visit http://D-9.com
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@DaddyEvil (137460)
• United States
24 Dec 17
@TheHorse I am sure they will do the best they can with what they have to work with, pony! (grinning at you!)
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@DaddyEvil (137460)
• United States
23 Dec 17
Roaches will finally be forced to build their own homes, pony, probably out of Hostess Twinkies! 4 people like this
@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
23 Dec 17
@DaddyEvil So natural selection will demand cockroaches with impulse control. That should be interesting.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
21 Dec 17
Well considering that most of society today doesn't have 2 brain cells that spark; yeah, I can see that @vandana7 .
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@DaddyEvil (137460)
• United States
23 Dec 17
Oh, WOW! Now that I know your opinion of most of humankind, Nanette, I am a bit leery of posting on your responses! 
Your use of the word "most" is the only reason I am saying this, now!
most of humankind, Nanette, I am a bit leery of posting on your responses!
Your use of the word "most" is the only reason I am saying this, now!3 people like this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
21 Dec 17
@vandana7 Oh I do see Him just shaking his head. His comment? "What in the hell did I do!"
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@Mshafeeq (1445)
• Bangalore, India
21 Dec 17
@vandana7 hahaha.. yes they have not wiped out my bank balance nor taken away my girlfirend coz indian banks are not allowing anyone to touch our money not even myself and 2nd i don't have girlfriend i am married and one women men.
I hate them because they ruined my sweet night u might have got my point
Ok jokes apart they don't spread any sort of healthyness to our kitchen or for food so it is not good to have grownup cockroaches.
Ok jokes apart they don't spread any sort of healthyness to our kitchen or for food so it is not good to have grownup cockroaches.3 people like this
@vandana7 (100524)
• India
2 Jan 18
No...but they have not tried to organize any clothing that will protect their modesty. I have also not seen any practical demo of rape by them. So I thought they do not get raped. But now that you have highlighted this, I think we need to ask Modi for sanctioning sums for this study.
@ptrikha_2 (47062)
• India
25 Dec 17
I even read somewhere that cockroaches can even survive nuclear attack- not sure about Biological or chemical agents though!
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
2 Jan 18
if we wipe ourselves out in a nuclear war the cockroaches will still be happily scuttling around
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
13 Jan 18
@vandana7 yes, that would lead to a very strange World War 4
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@Daljinder (23236)
• Bangalore, India
27 Dec 17
You make the good points but humans can't be squashed under foot
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@ptrikha_2 (47062)
• India
29 Dec 17
@vandana7 yes we humans are quite busy killing off each other.
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@misunderstood_zombie (8142)
• United States
23 Dec 17
I read they will be the last survivor on earth, but I I still don't like them at all.
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@thedevilinme (4152)
• Northampton, England
21 Dec 17
stamp on them and their back explodes
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