What business would you open if...?

@TheHorse (218967)
Walnut Creek, California
February 16, 2018 6:41pm CST
Vanny and I were joking around this morning (California time) about businesses we could open up if we wanted to become millionaires or billionaires. It more or less started with my post about clothing manufacturers who sell crap and jack up the prices to make it "trendy." I suggested that I might sell vintage loudspeakers with bullet holes in them, to make them both vintage and edgy, and asked her what she'd like to sell. But all of this got me to thinking (before I headed off to a meeting) about what business I would open up if I suddenly had $10,000,000, but HAD to use it to open up a business with the money. For me, it might be an elite guitar shop, or perhaps a stereo store with only high quality and inexpensive current and vintage gear. I could sand and oil my speakers in a corner of the room while customers listened to my stereo gear. If Barrister Mbalo Mbalo from Nigeria turned out to be real, and you suddenly had $10,000,000, but were required by the agreement to use the money to open a business, what business would it be?
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@JudyEv (340286)
• Rockingham, Australia
17 Feb 18
Probably a book store and I'd sit in a corner and start working my way through the books - and glare and sigh if any customers came in the door.
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@vandana7 (100303)
• India
17 Feb 18
LOL...
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@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
Heh heh.
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@JudyEv (340286)
• Rockingham, Australia
18 Feb 18
@TheHorse @vandana7 Another typo. I put 'sign' and it should have been 'sigh'.
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• United States
17 Feb 18
non-profit fer young'uns who're fixin' to 'age out' 'f the foster care system. a place that'd teach 'em skills, assist with housin'/counselin' 'n whate'er else they'd be needin' to meet their full potential'n life.
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@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
Sounds great to me! And I'll volunteer with my woodworking skills, some guitar lessons, and adult support. Girlfriend, where have you been?
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• Eugene, Oregon
17 Feb 18
Now that is a badly needed business and not one you'll see politicians proposing as a way to save money and produce good citizens.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
17 Feb 18
Outstanding @crazyhorseladycx . Girl????? Where have you been!
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@celticeagle (167103)
• Boise, Idaho
17 Feb 18
I've often thought a book store would be nice. Could get a lot of books with that amount of money. But such stores aren't in demand like they used to be. It would have to be something I could do online. Maybe a coffee cup shop. With cute and unique coffee cups.
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@celticeagle (167103)
• Boise, Idaho
17 Feb 18
@TheHorse ......Yes, they are.
@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
That was my brother's plan (he's a journalist) as well. But bookstores are hard to keep going these days.
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@toniganzon (72281)
• Philippines
17 Feb 18
Leather hand stitched bags and shoes. I would be able to help a lot of people here. Give them jobs and pay them well.
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@vandana7 (100303)
• India
17 Feb 18
That is interesting. :)
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@toniganzon (72281)
• Philippines
17 Feb 18
@TheHorse Not sure I'll be able to do that in the future as I'm running not one but three businesses at the moment. One is a corporation, the other one I inherited from my parents, and the other one is a cosmetic shop.
@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
That sounds most excellent! Maybe it will be a reality when you retire from your "bread and butter" jobs. My step-mother opened up a chocolate (she made the chocolate) and ice cream store when she retired from directing the Journals Division of the University of Chicago Press.
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
17 Feb 18
I have thought about it and a friend and I have talked about a bookstore cafe. We have also thought about a multi-dealer antique store also with a small cafe. It will never happen but it is a great dream. We did actually share an antique booth together years ago.
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
17 Feb 18
@TheHorse When I was in California I antiqued in Orange, the downtown had some great shops.
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@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
There are some cool antique stores in smaller California towns, like Paradise.
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@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
@BelleStarr Ah, that's good to know. I don't make it down there that often (assuming you're referring to Orange County).
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@LadyDuck (471498)
• Switzerland
17 Feb 18
If I would be obliged to open a business it would be a specialty food store. Only good food from all over the world with no chemicals and garbage inside. I know I would love to shop in a store like this.
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@vandana7 (100303)
• India
17 Feb 18
You are a good cook. :)
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@vandana7 (100303)
• India
17 Feb 18
@LadyDuck You could have a website ...and link up regarding those ingredients...moving up and down. Sometime ago, I had asked for this website that sells different craftwork things. I have to find out if that myLotter came up with one.
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@LadyDuck (471498)
• Switzerland
17 Feb 18
@vandana7 I would like to find more ingredients from other countries. There are things that I cannot cook for lack of ingredients.
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@wongchoiyee (7413)
• Malaysia
18 Feb 18
I would still do online works, because its not easy to open business, and mostly I will save it in the bank for a long term.
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• Malaysia
19 Feb 18
@TheHorse yeah....
@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
18 Feb 18
That's pretty much what I do with my speaker restoration and music earnings.
• Preston, England
17 Feb 18
I'd want my own arts centre
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• Preston, England
18 Feb 18
@TheHorse it would be fully accessible to the public
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@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb 18
@arthurchappell Can I be a docent?
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@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
18 Feb 18
That sounds most excellent!
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@xFiacre (13045)
• Ireland
17 Feb 18
@thehorse I'd start an airline running direct flights from Newtownards to Mozambique. Tickets would be on the pricey side and all applicants would have to be vetted by me personally before being given permission to buy. All passengers would be required to undergo an IQ test and would need to go to the toilet before boarding the plane. Rows of seats would be six feet apart and air hostesses would need to be possessed of an abundance of poise, style and grace, would need to speak grammatically correctly without resorting to colloquialisms, and would have perfect seams drawn in black ink down the back of their nylons.
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@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
Sounds like my kind of airline. Would MyLotters get a discount? Might you consider some other routes?
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@xFiacre (13045)
• Ireland
17 Feb 18
@TheHorse We’ll expand to take in wherever Mylotters decide. It’ll be a very democratic airline.
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@garymarsh6 (23405)
• United Kingdom
17 Feb 18
I absolutely know what i would do I would set up a social centre for the elderly to combat loneliness. There are so many elderly people in the world who see no one for weeks on end! OK I may not make any money out of it but the personal satisfaction would far outweigh making me a billionaire let alone a millionaire! So you still geep getting emails from Nigeria. He must be quite industrious!
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@vandana7 (100303)
• India
17 Feb 18
Who said you can't make money out of it? In fact, @allknowing invited elderly women to cook at her place, so I thought why do we not have elderly people feel they are still useful till they no longer can work. They can supervise ..they don't have to stir the pots, they can send people out to fetch vegetables, and keep the accounts..they are not down and out. Dad is 83 and a half and I know he is still very alert and can do many things and does many things. It seems he will continue to be like this for another 5 to 10 years at least.
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@vandana7 (100303)
• India
17 Feb 18
@allknowing It is boring to be talking day in and day out for ages. Especially when topics get narrowed down since kids grow up and have their own lives. I think earning is an interesting way to keep them wanting to live some more. Dad makes me smile when he invests in shares. He bought 20 shares Andhra Bank last week, and 1 share of Eicher Motors at the beginning of this week. He then starts staring at CNBC. lol. Now that they have fallen, he may be concerned, but the loss is not like some casinos, completely wiped out. He wins some and loses some. Keeps him engaged.
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@allknowing (136631)
• India
17 Feb 18
@vandana7 Thanks for the mention. My next plan is to find out each one's talent and see if their talents can be put to use.
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@Morleyhunt (21744)
• Canada
17 Feb 18
a business....hmmm....that requires more thought...lèt me get back to you.
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@Plethos (13581)
• United States
17 Feb 18
oh thats easy, i was thinking this exact same dilema the past week. im really disgusted by the way my small towns main street looks. theres no night life there. or anywhere for people to hang out. so i thought, id combine the best of starbucks, a small burger type of place, and 24/7/365 service. with free wifi. and since i know musicians, a stage somewhere for music or other type of performances.
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@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
19 Feb 18
@Plethos We needed such a place in Grinnell Iowa (population about 9000) when I lived and taught there.
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@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
18 Feb 18
That sounds great! I'd be performing there some nights and grading papers on others.
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@Plethos (13581)
• United States
19 Feb 18
@TheHorse - cool!
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@Daelii (5619)
• United States
17 Feb 18
Mine wouldn't technically be a business. I would love to open up an after school center to give kids a place to hang out and do something positive with their time. Learn different crafts and connect them with the materials to make items for the community. Like crochet hats, blankets, etc to all other kinds of things different people and communities could use. Quilts for foster kids. you get the idea!
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@vandana7 (100303)
• India
17 Feb 18
Very nice idea...safe environment for children to be...very nice.
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@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
Sounds really nice! What would you have there for boys with too much energy and a lack of focus (initially)?
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@Daelii (5619)
• United States
17 Feb 18
@TheHorse boys can crochet and sew! There are really all kinds of crafts people can learn, its not in my opinion, gender based. There is wood working like you know! wood carving, clay making, painting... the possibilities are endless. :)
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• Northampton, England
17 Feb 18
not selling boring brown furniture ;-)
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@vandana7 (100303)
• India
17 Feb 18
Paint it red?
@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
Would Danish Modern work for you? The lighter fabric I use on my speakers could look nice, though it would gather dirt.
@maezee (41988)
• United States
17 Feb 18
That is a difficult question. I dont know whattype of businesses make the real big bucks.
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@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
I'd go for satisfaction--what interests ME.
@vandana7 (100303)
• India
17 Feb 18
Trust you to let everybody know our secret partnership..smh. Me, plants nursery.
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@vandana7 (100303)
• India
17 Feb 18
@TheHorse Cho chweet..lol. You are a very well read person.
@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
Sorry. I was just so excited.
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@teamfreak16 (43418)
• Denver, Colorado
22 Feb 18
Either a bar or a bike shop. Or, like JJ said, a radio station.
@Hannihar (130218)
• Israel
4 Mar 18
I would love to open a boutique or a business to help people with their cluttering.
• United Kingdom
17 Feb 18
I'd run a business scamming the Nigerian princes who always e-mail me telling me I'm in line for millions. After all, if they seemingly know where the money is, why don't I just defraud THEM? (Some of this money would obviously be set aside to pay a nice bribe to Barrister Mbalo just in case he's reading this)
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@TheHorse (218967)
• Walnut Creek, California
17 Feb 18
Sadly, the goofballs writing these scam emails are probably broke and have nothing to send you, except perhaps some lice and a goat.