Bad Wedding Proposal #42
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
April 12, 2018 5:25pm CST
Here is another bad wedding proposal. Can you guess why?
My dearest June. Yes, you are busting out all over. You are as delicate as a pumpkin. Your face is as pure as snow that is found on the side of the road. You understand my every need. You have the most beautiful double chin that I have ever seen. As for your manners, I love how you guzzle down drinks. It's so sexy to see. Also, you have the most beautiful knobby knees in the world. Yes dearest June, I would be delighted if you said yes to being my wife. I shall worship the very soles (rather big ones at that) of your feet from here to eternity.
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@Starmaiden (9311)
• Canada
13 Apr 18
My son in law proposed to my daughter in front of his mother at his mother's house. His mother had been nagging them to get married for months before that.
(They only been together less than a year and each was in their early 20's) It makes me wonder who bought the ring. Him or his mother? 
