These Are A Few Of My Unfavourite Things
By Jabo
@jaboUK (64354)
United Kingdom
September 28, 2018 1:47pm CST
Parody of the song 'These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things'.
Greenflies on roses and whiskers on women
people in public who wash dirty linen
wasps and mosquitos and all things that sting
these are a few of my unfavourite things.
Hanging out washing and then getting showers
squirrels that dig up my lawn and my flowers
nasty big spiders and webs that they spin
these are a few of my unfavourite things.
Delays at airports and groaners and moaners
people who wait till we're eating then phone us
setting a password which makes me feel grim
these are a few of my unfavourite things.
When the sun shines, when the birds sing
and I'm feeling glad
I sometimes remember unfavourite things
and then I just feel so bad.
Scam calls and junk mail that promise me millions
African princes who will give me trillions
people who think they are higher than kings
these are a few of my unfavourite things.
Talking in theaters and rude shop assistants
from those sort of folk I will keep my distance
impatient drivers and insults they sling
these are a few of my unfavourite things.
Speed cops who catch us then judges who fine us
talentless celebs who think they outshine us
vain politicians with their smarmy grins
these are a few of my unfavourite things.
When the sun shines, when the birds sing
and I'm feeling glad
I sometimes remember unfavourite things
and then I just feel so bad.
I'll bet you can add a few things to my list
Photo is of fuchsias in my garden.
Photo is of fuchsias in my garden.58 people like this
57 responses
@allknowing (137906)
• India
29 Sep 18
Adding more I really could
But I wonder if I should
I would rather have happy thoughts
Of trees and birds and flower pots
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@Namelesss (3365)
• United States
28 Sep 18
OMG OMG OMG - I got to learn the words to this most delightful parody. YOU ROCK!!! Wouldn't it be awesome if someone picked this up and recorded it. It'd rake in millions and of course you'd get royalties.
Fingers crossed Jabo. Hear that music celebrities???
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@Namelesss (3365)
• United States
29 Sep 18
@TheHorse Hey why not you? Of course with Janet's permission. Never know who might be watching you and want to pick it up.
Even without fame I bet our myLotters would love it.
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. Yes, I haven't felt motivated to come here lately, not sure why.
@DianneN (247184)
• United States
28 Sep 18
Super duper job and such beautiful flowers! Are those bleeding hearts or begonias?
You seemed to hit all my unfavorite things, but I could add copycats, braggers, complainers, oddballs, jealousy, and stupidity. The list could go on, but I have notifications to get to.
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
29 Sep 18
@DianneN @MarshaMusselman Slip of the pen - the flowers are fuchsias not freesias.
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@1hopefulman (45120)
• Canada
28 Sep 18
Very nice writing and rhyming! Lets see, what can I add?
How about people that liter. People that spit in public. People that don't pick up after their dogs. People that smoke near the entrance to a hospital.
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@changjiangzhibin89 (16792)
• China
29 Sep 18
Life is not all fun,even sometimes we have to stomach some insults. I love your poem and the flowers that I guess is the Fuchsia.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to navigation Jump to search For other uses, see Fuchsia (color) and Fuchsia (disambiguation). Fuchsia Fuchsia hybrida Scientific classification Kingdom: Plantae Clade: Angiosperms Clade: Eudicots Clade: Rosids Or
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
29 Sep 18
I was wondering about that myself, I often confound freesias and stocks (both are well-scented)
*** ''Freesia'' A small southern African plant of the iris family, with fragrant, colorful, tubular flowers, many varieties of which are cultivated for use b...
@changjiangzhibin89 (16792)
• China
30 Sep 18
@jaboUK That's ok! I often make mistakes.
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@1creekgirl (41774)
• United States
28 Sep 18
I love it! I could hear Julie Andrews singing it.
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@JamesHxstatic (29413)
• Eugene, Oregon
29 Sep 18
That is such a great song and you have made it a humorous one too.
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@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
29 Sep 18
OMG, you talented stinker you!!!! That is brilliant! Gorgeous flowers BTW.
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
28 Sep 18
great parody - my additions would turn it into a 12 album box set
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@JudyEv (342277)
• Rockingham, Australia
30 Sep 18
@jaboUK I couldn't come up with anything last night but I managed this this morning.
Roos that eat roses and rabbits that dig holes
Drivers that tail-gate and those who must spread colds
A canary that you buy but which fails to sing
Those are some of my unfavourite things
I couldn't work 'sings' in no how!
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@everwonderwhy (7376)
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16 Mar 19
@jaboUK
'When the sun shines, when the birds sing and I'm feeling glad I sometimes remember unfavourite things and then I just feel so bad.'
This chorus is stuck with me with a smile. :-)
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