Ben Watson Can Approve my Loan AND Lengthen my Penis!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (220068)
Walnut Creek, California
January 13, 2019 3:51pm CST
While watching the New England Patriots beat up on the Los Angeles Chargers today, I decided to check my SPAM folder, where most of my really important emails wind up.
It turns out that the same person, Ben Watson, can approve a loan for me AND lengthen my penis! "Wives are speechless," he said.
What's more: he may be the same Ben Watson who last week was able to forgive all of my student loans and teach me about VA Benefits I didn't know I had coming.
I want to meet this Ben Watson guy. I thought *I* was multi-talented. But this guy humbles me.
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11 responses
@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
13 Jan 19
@TheHorse life ust doesn't get any better then that
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
13 Jan 19
@Happy2BeMe And I thought I was just going to a (male) friend's house to watch a movie and eat home-made chili.
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@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
13 Jan 19
@TheHorse life has a way of changing things up sometimes..just think of what else this Ben guy could do to make life easier. He has all kinds of tricks up his sleeves.
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@wolfgirl569 (107859)
• Marion, Ohio
14 Jan 19
Wow, I want to meet him too. Maybe he can pay my mortgage off too.
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@wolfgirl569 (107859)
• Marion, Ohio
14 Jan 19
@TheHorse I could use the benefits. Dont need a bigger nether region
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan 19
@wolfgirl569 Having my student loans forgiven has made my nether regions feel mighty.
@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
13 Jan 19
And we know his brother, Burt Watson, who sells used cars! Just imagine that, tons of buko bucks, debt free, women lined up at your door five miles down the street, and a dependable used car sitting in your driveway! Colin, you'd be absolutely out of your mind, if you didn't let this 'close friend' help you
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan 19
@kobesbuddy Can I stick it somewhere else? I've been quite regular recently.
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@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
14 Jan 19
@TheHorse Just stick Ben's siphoning hose into your bank account and you will be set for life!
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@GardenGerty (160879)
• United States
14 Jan 19
I wonder how much money his spam is earning him.
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
13 Jan 19
sounds a real life superhero lol
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
14 Jan 19
@TheHorse and his friend the Nigerian Prince
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jan 19
@arthurchappell Exactly.
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@porwest (92403)
• United States
15 Jan 19
Men for years have been trying to find a way to gain an inch or two for the ladies in our lives. My WIFE tells me that doing the dishes every once in a while might make it look a little bigger. Not sure if it works or not. I suspect not, and I HATE doing dishes. Hmmm.
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@ThreeTeddies (2038)
• United Kingdom
15 Jan 19
I don't have any need for a loan . . .
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