Ben Watson Can Approve my Loan AND Lengthen my Penis!

@TheHorse (220068)
Walnut Creek, California
January 13, 2019 3:51pm CST
While watching the New England Patriots beat up on the Los Angeles Chargers today, I decided to check my SPAM folder, where most of my really important emails wind up. It turns out that the same person, Ben Watson, can approve a loan for me AND lengthen my penis! "Wives are speechless," he said. What's more: he may be the same Ben Watson who last week was able to forgive all of my student loans and teach me about VA Benefits I didn't know I had coming. I want to meet this Ben Watson guy. I thought *I* was multi-talented. But this guy humbles me.
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@noni1959 (10104)
• United States
13 Jan 19
He totally amazes me since he can improve mine too when I don't have one. Seems he knows something in my future.
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@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
13 Jan 19
It's a win win
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@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
13 Jan 19
@TheHorse life ust doesn't get any better then that
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
13 Jan 19
@Happy2BeMe And I thought I was just going to a (male) friend's house to watch a movie and eat home-made chili.
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@Happy2BeMe (99380)
• Canada
13 Jan 19
@TheHorse life has a way of changing things up sometimes..just think of what else this Ben guy could do to make life easier. He has all kinds of tricks up his sleeves.
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@LadyDuck (471969)
• Switzerland
14 Jan 19
He is partial, he only send emails to people in your country.
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@LadyDuck (471969)
• Switzerland
15 Jan 19
@TheHorse We never had a "student loan", my father paid for my studies, the father of my husband paid for him, until he went to the University. At those times he worked during the day an studied at the evening classes.
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jan 19
@LadyDuck Heh. Me neither. My dad paid for my college and I paid for graduate school by being a TA (Teaching Assistant) and RA (Research Assistant).
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan 19
@LadyDuck But don't you both want your student loans paid off?
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@wolfgirl569 (107859)
• Marion, Ohio
14 Jan 19
Wow, I want to meet him too. Maybe he can pay my mortgage off too.
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@wolfgirl569 (107859)
• Marion, Ohio
14 Jan 19
@TheHorse I could use the benefits. Dont need a bigger nether region
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan 19
I see no reason why not. Did you know you have VA benefits coming your way, not to mention improvements to the functionality and girth of your nether regions?
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan 19
@wolfgirl569 Having my student loans forgiven has made my nether regions feel mighty.
@JudyEv (341742)
• Rockingham, Australia
14 Jan 19
What a man!! Where can I meet him?
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jan 19
@JudyEv Heh. Some day I will tell the story of the beautiful French girl on the airplane from Paris. Same ending.
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan 19
Dang! I've lost his contact information!
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@JudyEv (341742)
• Rockingham, Australia
14 Jan 19
@TheHorse That's the story of my life.
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@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
13 Jan 19
And we know his brother, Burt Watson, who sells used cars! Just imagine that, tons of buko bucks, debt free, women lined up at your door five miles down the street, and a dependable used car sitting in your driveway! Colin, you'd be absolutely out of your mind, if you didn't let this 'close friend' help you
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan 19
I've signed up for everything he has to offer!
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan 19
@kobesbuddy Can I stick it somewhere else? I've been quite regular recently.
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@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
14 Jan 19
@TheHorse Just stick Ben's siphoning hose into your bank account and you will be set for life!
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@GardenGerty (160879)
• United States
14 Jan 19
I wonder how much money his spam is earning him.
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan 19
I always wonder that too.
• Preston, England
13 Jan 19
sounds a real life superhero lol
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• Preston, England
14 Jan 19
@TheHorse and his friend the Nigerian Prince
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
15 Jan 19
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
13 Jan 19
I hope to get more emails from him.
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@just4him (317249)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
14 Jan 19
He is one multi-talented man. His IQ must be off the charts to be able to do all that.
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@TheHorse (220068)
• Walnut Creek, California
14 Jan 19
Absolutely! I hope to hear more from him. Maybe he can hook me up with my future ex-wife from Russia or Romania.
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@just4him (317249)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
15 Jan 19
@TheHorse That would be great!
@porwest (92403)
• United States
15 Jan 19
Men for years have been trying to find a way to gain an inch or two for the ladies in our lives. My WIFE tells me that doing the dishes every once in a while might make it look a little bigger. Not sure if it works or not. I suspect not, and I HATE doing dishes. Hmmm.
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@porwest (92403)
• United States
22 Jan 19
• United Kingdom
15 Jan 19
I don't have any need for a loan . . .
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