OK, She's A Very Stupid Girl

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MyLot Exclusive #126 ~~~ “You voted for him, Donald Trump, and now you’re finding out he’s a lying conman. What was your first clue?” Coulter replied: “OK, I’m a very stupid girl, fine.” ---Bill Maher And Ann Coulter ~~~ This is likely the only time you've ever heard anyone say this and you probably won't ever hear it again, so mark the occasion appropriately: I'm glad it's Monday. It was a very hectic weekend. It started on Friday morning with my friend Roger getting arrested by the FBI. I haven't had a chance to read the charges. My friend Sarah told me that they were something like jaywalking, spitting on the sidewalk and witchcraft. More importantly, my friend Donny assured me that they had nothing to do with him. But he called me back to Washington, anyway. I'm his Secretary Of Common Sense, Decency, Honesty And Logic. And, as of Friday, I am also his Secretary Of Stunning Victories. So it's now my job to tell you that reopening the government with no money for the Sorely Needed Wall that will End All Crime, Bring World Peace and Cure The Common Cold was a Stunning Victory over my friends Nancy and Chuck. Them getting what they want makes them losers! Even though they think they Won! And that's really what caused most of the hecticness of the weekend. All the Fake Victory Parties thrown by the Failing Democrats! They were exhausting. How much Wine, Women And Song can someone my age take? Answer: Not as much as they used to be able to take! That's why I'm glad it's Monday and I can get some rest. I hope the next arrest(s) wait a little while cause all this Fake Celebrating is killing me! One last thing before I go and get back to resting. The other big thing that happened on Friday is that My friend Ann finally said (To my friend Bill. Not to me because she's not speaking to me at the moment for some reason) something I can agree with! You probably can, too. ~~~ Ann Coulter Admits To Bill Maher: ‘OK, I’m Very Stupid Girl’ About Donald Trump