The Police Are Coming to Get Me!

@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

It just blows my mind that this scam--and others like it--actually work. It's scary to think of how many people actually fall for things like this.

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Jennifer

@LovingMyBabies (85288)

• Valdosta, Georgia

25 Apr 19

That has to be the craziest voicemail ever!! We had a run in with the police recently...

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Jennifer

@LovingMyBabies (85288)

• Valdosta, Georgia

25 Apr 19

@moffittjc We did not do something bad, you know better than that!

Some lady thought we were shooting her.

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

@LovingMyBabies Well, that's why I had to ask, because I would have never in a million years expected you to have a run-in with the police! So why were you shooting at the lady? haha

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

Oh no, did you really? I hope you didn't do something bad....

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Elizabeth

@Poppylicious (11133)

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25 Apr 19

On the bright side, if they're taking you to serve time in a Chinese prison it will be an excellent opportunity to learn about Chinese culture and tradition. :)

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@Aquitaine24 (11813)

• San Jose, California

25 Apr 19

@moffittjc And maybe it helps with fitness too!

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

Now that's looking on the bright side of things! And maybe they'll put me in a prison work camp, so that I can do hard labor and contribute to the Chinese economy! Hey, maybe I'll end up working in a Nike shoe factory alongside all the 8-year old children making shoes!

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Elizabeth

@Poppylicious (11133)

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26 Apr 19

@moffittjc And you'd get to eat Chinese food, all day, every day. Yum.

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Morley Hunt

@Morleyhunt (21744)

• Canada

25 Apr 19

Last time they called me they were charging me with....withholding income tax and fraud.

. I've not had any income that's taxable in five years.....

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@Aquitaine24 (11813)

• San Jose, California

25 Apr 19

Well, certainly you were withholding it from the caller!LOL

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

Oh yes, I forgot about those IRS tax scams! They've tried that scam on me too before! I never worry about those messages, because I know that I report all of my income. I'm too honest when it comes to things like that. And plus, I've been audited by the IRS before, so I know what it's like to go through their processes. And being arrested is usually not one of their tactics! Think about it, if you are in jail, you are not collecting an income. If you are not collecting an income, the IRS can't tax you, so the last thing they want is for you to go to jail! haha

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Morley Hunt

@Morleyhunt (21744)

• Canada

27 Apr 19

@moffittjc I've dealt with some overdue business back tax. Like you I've dealt with the tax office and that isn't at all how they contact you....nor their attitude to you when they are helping you calculate and repay any outstanding taxes.

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Melanie Marie

@Melanie_Marie (1871)

• New Baltimore, Michigan

25 Apr 19

Maybe you’ll get some really good Chinese food in jail.

P.S. Sorry to hear about Tampa. Watching my Caps right now.

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

Thankfully, I like Chinese food, so I hope they do serve it while I am in jail! When the Lightning got eliminated from the playoffs, the first thing I said to my daughter was that the Caps were going to win it all. Good luck to them, although I'll be rooting for whoever they're playing!

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

@Melanie_Marie Sorry Melanie, I know you probably hate me now for rooting against your Caps!

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Melanie Marie

@Melanie_Marie (1871)

• New Baltimore, Michigan

25 Apr 19

@moffittjc

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Courtney Dutton

@MommyOfEli2013 (83977)

• Rupert, Idaho

25 Apr 19

Haha, well hopefully they will let you!

We get a bunch of spam calls...but never one like that!

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

Sometimes I think I wouldn't mind being thrown in a jail cell, because then I wouldn't have a care in the world. No more stress at work; no more worrying about bills; no more dealing with all that life throws at you! Just give me a bunk, a toilet, and internet access, and I'll be just fine! haha

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

@MommyOfEli2013 If there is no internet access, then the next best thing would be plenty of books to read. I could sit for hours on end reading a good book.

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Courtney Dutton

@MommyOfEli2013 (83977)

• Rupert, Idaho

25 Apr 19

@moffittjc I hear you about that, it can be tempting sometimes...huh! But what if there is no internet access! Lol

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snowy

@snowy22315 (180509)

• United States

25 Apr 19

It is the Indian people who call me..I am sure they have decided at this point to let the sheriff get me..

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

26 Apr 19

I haven't really gotten many scam calls from Indians.

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Jabo

@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

25 Apr 19

Lol - that's a new one - a scam in Chinese! I should think it was sent by mistake, intended for one of their compatriots?

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@Aquitaine24 (11813)

• San Jose, California

25 Apr 19

That seems more likely.

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@Aquitaine24 (11813)

• San Jose, California

26 Apr 19

@moffittjc The more you reach, the more likely you will find someone who will believe you.

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

26 Apr 19

I think they have autobots and autodialers that just systematically call phone numbers all over the world. They are just trying to reach as many people as possible.

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Eva James

@wolfgirl569 (106011)

• Marion, Ohio

25 Apr 19

That is the worst scam I have heard yet

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@Aquitaine24 (11813)

• San Jose, California

25 Apr 19

@moffittjc I agree.

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

It is pretty bad as far as scams go. I don't know how they can expect to be successful in their scam if they don't even speak the native language.

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Gary Marsh

@garymarsh6 (23404)

• United Kingdom

25 Apr 19

I hope you have put on your best bib and tucker. We don't want you letting the side down in your Bejing prison! I hope you like rice and noodles!

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

I'm going to have to start eating rice and noodles to prepare for my incarceration in Beijing!

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The Horse

@TheHorse (218599)

• Walnut Creek, California

25 Apr 19

Best of luck! But I suspect you're headed for China. Not sure what the prisons are like there.

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

26 Apr 19

I'm pretty sure if I get shipped out to a prison in China, no one will ever see or hear from me again.

Hanni Harel

@Hannihar (130218)

• Israel

25 Apr 19

@moffittjc Are you in an English speaking company that you can hope that the policeman speaks English? Why would they arrest you fro not paying a fine?

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

29 Apr 19

@Hannihar It's going to take a few days for the Chinese police to get to my house from Chine. I think they decided to take a boat to get here instead of a plane. haha

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

26 Apr 19

It is nothing more than a scam to get you to hand over your money to them. I just laugh and ignore those messages.

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Hanni Harel

@Hannihar (130218)

• Israel

26 Apr 19

@moffittjc So the police never came and it was someone wanting to play a scam on you. That is horrible and shame on them. I am tired of those that do things like that.

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Merryjoy

@resukill22 (25050)

• Las Pinas City, Philippines

25 Apr 19

Why is that happen?

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

26 Apr 19

Con artists and scammers.

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Merryjoy

@resukill22 (25050)

• Las Pinas City, Philippines

26 Apr 19

@moffittjc oh they really bad

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Tisha

@TishaMears (1026)

• United States

25 Apr 19

That's funny. I get spam calls about owing the government. Like they would directly call you. Everybody should know that most things come in by letter about owing something very important. Then it had the nerve to be in a foreign language to you. Just too much!

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

26 Apr 19

Yeah, I agree! Like the government has time to personally call everybody that owes them money! That would never happen.

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Michelle

@infatuatedbby (94914)

• United States

26 Apr 19

I don't have a voice message set up

so I will never come across this issue! But I have picked up before getting the same complaint but in English. No one came for me.

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Michelle

@infatuatedbby (94914)

• United States

26 Apr 19

@moffittjc Yes, real life people and it was hilarious

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

26 Apr 19

Have you ever spoken to any of the scammers before when you picked up, or were there just robo-voices on the other end?

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

26 Apr 19

@infatuatedbby Wow, I only seem to get the automated messages. Makes it hard to tell them to F*ck off if they're not even real people! lol

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Angie

@andriaperry (116936)

• Anniston, Alabama

25 Apr 19

That is so serious! You could be abused in their jail.

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

I figured I'll be thrown in a Chinese jail and forced to do hard labor. Which means I'll probably end up working in a Nike shoe factory alongside all the abused children they force to make their shoes.

Manuela Lopes

@nela13 (58665)

• Portugal

2 May 19

Is the police there already?

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

3 May 19

I'm still waiting. They must be driving a very slow police vehicle.

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

9 May 19

@nela13 If they are coming from China, and driving a police vehicle, it will be very difficult for them to drive across the ocean to reach me!

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Manuela Lopes

@nela13 (58665)

• Portugal

6 May 19

@moffittjc maybe they are coming from China

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LindaOH

@LindaOHio (178225)

• United States

25 Apr 19

It's a scam. Ignore it and delete it.

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

But I find it hilarious listening to the message in Chinese! Maybe this is a good way for me to learn a foreign language!

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LindaOH

@LindaOHio (178225)

• United States

25 Apr 19

@moffittjc I'm always amazed at the crap that they try to get away with.

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@moffittjc (121553)

• Gainesville, Florida

25 Apr 19

@LindaOHio They'll try anything if it works. They don't care. They're crooks.

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DEBJANI BASAK

@debjani1 (7202)

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25 Apr 19

Contact the police of your locality and inform him about the voice mail. I think someone tried to scare you.

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