Seriously. They Are Eggs

@freak369 (5113)
United States
August 14, 2019 6:56am CST
If you've ever spent time in a hospital or rehabilitation center chances are you've complained about the food. I still do outpatient physical therapy and occasionally hit the cafeteria to get a bagel with cream cheese or English muffin. I saw the sign that they had poached eggs on special so I ordered them. I honestly thought it was a joke when I lifted u the lid and saw these. They looked plastic and fake and there was no way I was going to attempt to eat them. No amunt of ketchup or sriracha could help these. I mean, were they even made from real eggs? What's the worst food you've ever been served?
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@porwest (94568)
• United States
14 Aug 19
Those do look quite strange. I mean, I have made eggs a million different ways and never had one look like that.
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@TheHorse (221647)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Oct 19
They call that poached? Maybe it means they raided a chicken coop and stole the eggs. Damn poachers.
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@porwest (94568)
• United States
30 Nov
@TheHorse I agree. I think the cook should be shot. No, really. The cook should be shot.
@teamfreak16 (43418)
• Denver, Colorado
15 Aug 19
Most of the stuff they fed us in the field when I was in the Army. Seriously, some of the MRE's were better!
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@TheHorse (221647)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Oct 19
Thank you for my first morning laugh. Even if this is an "older" post. My most horrific gustatory disaster occurred at a bluegrass festival in Grass Valley CA. I ordered an "Italian beef" sandwich on Sunday, as the festival was shutting down. To cut to the chase, I spent Monday barfing my guts out. Apparently they had left the beef at a "make bacteria happy" temperature. I believe that I will recover from the trauma only when I go to Morrie's Deli on 55th Street in Chicago. It's where I discovered the joy of a good Italian beef sandwich.
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@TheHorse (221647)
• Walnut Creek, California
30 Nov
@porwest I DID go to Morrie's this Summer when I was in Chicago. But I had a corned beef and Swiss. It was still really good.
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@porwest (94568)
• United States
30 Nov
@TheHorse I am not going to argue with you about corned beef and Swiss other than to say if there was an option, I'd have had a Reuben.
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@porwest (94568)
• United States
30 Nov
Yeesh. That sounds like a horrific experience.
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@JohnRoberts (109846)
• Los Angeles, California
14 Aug 19
How do they manage to produce those?
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@JustBhem (70555)
• Davao, Philippines
14 Aug 19
Indeed looks like plastic to me.
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@freak369 (5113)
• United States
17 Aug 19
I know! They look so fake!
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@JustBhem (70555)
• Davao, Philippines
17 Aug 19
@freak369 You did not eat them, right?
• Philippines
18 Aug 19
They look gross. lol
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@porwest (94568)
• United States
30 Nov
I think these eggs were produced by aliens. They are out of this world. lol
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@porwest (94568)
• United States
6 Dec
@freelancermariagrace Something was, but not a chef. lol
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• Philippines
1 Dec
@porwest Hahahahaha. I could not agree more. Maybe they were in charge of the kitchen at that time
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@kareng (64469)
• United States
14 Aug 19
Oh my. That looks like rubber "play food" for a kitchen set for little girls. I'm not sure about the worst food served because I was lucky on my last hospital stay. The cafeteria there was pretty good. It has since changed hands, they do that bidding out for services at the end of contracts and got another company in. I haven't been impressed on last few visits when visiting other family members. Those eggs take the cake though. Bad, bad, bad.
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@porwest (94568)
• United States
30 Nov
Yeah. These eggs look like nothing I ever want to see on my plate, and I think the cook would be good to be shot for even serving these.
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@kareng (64469)
• United States
2 Dec
@porwest Disgusting!
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• United States
16 Aug 19
it's probably "bag" eggs. oh yea,that's a real thing.preshelled eggs in a plastic bag.we had those in some of the restaurants i've worked at. worst food..um..outside of anything my mother ever made.. probably liver and onions at a portuguese wedding. it may have been good,but i couldn't get past the smell or what it was.yuck.
@maezee (41988)
• United States
14 Aug 19
What the heck happened to them?? So confusing! I have never seen an egg look like that!
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• United States
17 Aug 19
they sold ya those's poached?? i'm actually 'mpressed. the hospital here's packaged scrambled eggs...yep, add water 'n stir. the worst food? that'd take some thought, but most likely hospital food's gotta be the worst.
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@YuleimaVzla (1505)
• Maracaibo, Venezuela
15 Aug 19
Whenever we talk about hospitals we see things like this, do you know what the secret is? food made without love, when the food we consume has been prepared with care and enthusiasm then it looks great because they have taken care of all the details, but in a hospital it is simply a must and therefore they do not care
@Hannihar (130213)
• Israel
29 Oct 19
@freak369 Those poached eggs look terrible. Did you at least get to eat the bagel and cream cheese? I cannot remember what is the worst thing I ate.
@renicemae (4883)
• Philippines
18 Aug 19
Yeah, like seriously? That's really a ridiculous looking eggs (if you can call it eggs)
@oahuwriter (26777)
• United States
15 Aug 19
They look terrible! I got to think on this one so far so good as for food. I had a dream recently, and it was about food that I was disappointed in receiving after I bought it.
@Ladanger (14578)
• United States
14 Aug 19
Yuck! I hate hospital food. Only one time i had a burger when i stayed after surgery. That wasn't to bad.
@Starkinds (32712)
• India
14 Aug 19
I have once momos