A Handy-dandy Doublespeak Guide

That is funny and absolutely true!

@pgntwo I hope you weren't too shocked and disillusioned when you decoded the Boris-speak.

I wonder just exactly what the real intent was for all this confinement ...... well, at least the pollution has been toned down, that is a plus at least.

Oh, wow! I've gotten letters with those phrases used by the city government here several times. When we first moved into our last house, over 22 years ago, our second water bill was over $500, up from $13, for a month. Then the next month it went back to $13. The city water department kept giving me the runaround until I finally threatened to sue the city over it! Right after that, I got a letter that sort of apologized for the inconvenience of a "mistaken" reading on the water meter. *shake my head*

Hmm I had noticed everyone on tv says unprecedented

I like the 'bitterly regret' one. lol

Too funny! Particularly like 'Unprecedented' and 'Sorry if'.

sure!