Can I make You Smile?
By Jabo
@jaboUK (64354)
United Kingdom
August 31, 2020 8:23am CST
His wife asked if he'd slept with girls
he'd promised to forsake,
"I've only slept with you" he said
"the rest kept me awake."
She yelled at him and called him names
"you randy horrid goat!"
he said "calm down, just get a grip"
she did - around his throat.
Photo is of one of my hanging baskets.
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@changjiangzhibin89 (16784)
• China
1 Sep 20
The guy paid dearly for what he had done ! You never cease to treat us to your beautiful flowers !
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@changjiangzhibin89 (16784)
• China
2 Sep 20
@jaboUK I enjoy reading your posts all the time.
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
1 Sep 20
@jaboUK it could have been another body part, he should be grateful lol
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@Tampa_girl7 (50580)
• United States
31 Aug 20
Thanks for making me smile and sharing your lovely flowers with us.
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@jefferson126 (3314)
• Shenzhen, China
1 Sep 20
Thanks for your joke,it really made me smile,LOL,so finally,the woman grip her husband's throat because of anger.
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