Today's Jokes / myLot

By neha041983

@neha041983 (84)

India

November 30, 2006 2:44am CST

Hi friends i am posting todays joke plz continue..... The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo."This", he said, "is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it". At which a Clever Guest stepped forward - there is always one - and spoke into the Computer's microphone."Where is my father?" he asked. There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card popped out. On it were printed the words: Fishing off Goa. Clever Guest laughed."Actually", he said, "My father is dead"!It had been a tricky question! The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rephrase his question and try again?Clever Guest thought, went to the Computer and this time said, "Where is my mother's husband?"Again there was a whirring of wheels and a flashing of lights. And again a little card popped out. Printed on it were the words, "Dead. But your father is still fishing off Goa."

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sehgalskapil

@sehgalskapil (1332)

• India

27 Jan 07

ha ha ha ...that ws really lovely...what about this baby...????????share this also/ Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what size curtains he needed. Santa replies, "Fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?" Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!" Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"2003.

siluka

@siluka (303)

• Romania

31 Jan 07

puahahahahhaahahhahahahhha

prashanth_vv

@prashanth_vv (848)

• India

11 Jan 07

nice joke.

avi007i

@avi007i (9)

• India

17 Jan 07

daaaaaaaaa...............

whatz dis

huanghaozi

@huanghaozi (1472)

• Egypt

3 Feb 07

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, " What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "120." So the robot started talking about the super bowl, dirt bikes, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool." A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "80." The robot then said , "So, how are things in Alabama these days?"

Gmens91

@Gmens91 (389)

• Philippines

3 Feb 07

Ha HA!! A bit long, but still a very good joke.

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ganesh1984k

@ganesh1984k (467)

• India

3 Mar 07

Thats a nice joke... :)

kerry1804

@kerry1804 (214)

• India

1 Apr 07

sehwag ki wife ne divorce ke lie apply kiya, Judge : Why you want divorce from sehwag ? Wife : Pitch pe aata he, do teen shots marta he.. OUT ho jata he.. BALL ko dekhata hi nahi... Judge : hmmmm, your reason is valid, we will give serious thought on it...

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zeeterman

@zeeterman (1066)

• United States

28 Jan 07

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever. The diver went below another 20 feet, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went below 25 feet, but minutes later, the same guy joined him. This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard set, and wrote, "How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?" The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, "I'm drowning, you moron!"

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ramamanohar

@ramamanohar (135)

• India

27 Jan 07

ha ha ha.... waaa great joke. i m manohar from bangalore. your picture is nice.

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mohammed4444

@mohammed4444 (363)

• Egypt

27 Jan 07

i think it is funny but it is too long . i like the short comments as a joke :)

SK401001

@SK401001 (934)

• United States

31 Jan 07

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned, and asks, "What if the place is still bugged?" The groom says, "I'll look for a bug." He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug. Finally, he says, "AHA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, throws them and the disc out the window. The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "How was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?" The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these questions?" The hotel manager says, "Well, the couple in the room UNDER you complained that the chandelier fell on them."