My Bad Jokes Are Spreading
@crossbones27 (49461)
Mojave, California
December 2, 2021 1:57am CST
Took it to the local store. They have a mannequin head of a dude wearing my Jack Daniels hat, very cool hat that I never bought. Beer more important. 
I said, "that dude cut in front of me." Cash Register homie gave me a crazy look. You already drunk and still buying beer.. I gave a look back so he would get it tilted my head to Jack Daniels hat mannequin, Oh, actually that is pretty funny, as he figures it out and starts to laugh. Then said is a cool hat to make sure He goes ole Jackie Jack.
I am finding my bad jokes are needed now more than ever. Watched that school shooting, another one. Kids were not even sure if it was police and they were like screw that go out the window. So sad and then another 50 stories about the police. One arrested a fire fighter, one kicked the crap out of a dog who stopped someones house from being robbed.
Then the congress muslim women who played a death threat tape she received as right wing congress people called her a terrorist and yet these the same ones they think planned January 6. Yeah you all gonna be grateful for my bad jokes one day.
I said, "that dude cut in front of me." Cash Register homie gave me a crazy look. You already drunk and still buying beer.. I gave a look back so he would get it tilted my head to Jack Daniels hat mannequin, Oh, actually that is pretty funny, as he figures it out and starts to laugh. Then said is a cool hat to make sure He goes ole Jackie Jack.
I am finding my bad jokes are needed now more than ever. Watched that school shooting, another one. Kids were not even sure if it was police and they were like screw that go out the window. So sad and then another 50 stories about the police. One arrested a fire fighter, one kicked the crap out of a dog who stopped someones house from being robbed.
Then the congress muslim women who played a death threat tape she received as right wing congress people called her a terrorist and yet these the same ones they think planned January 6. Yeah you all gonna be grateful for my bad jokes one day.4 people like this
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@crossbones27 (49461)
• Mojave, California
2 Dec 21
@Nawsheen Love it buddy that is cool as all helll. Do not ask me how hell is cool, but Cali slang.
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@NatsuYeung (264)
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2 Dec 21
We all need a laugh especially now.
It’s sad to think why are people this way.
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@crossbones27 (49461)
• Mojave, California
2 Dec 21
Indeed, have to laugh or will cry at how sad people are in these times. I am not sure what makes them like that either and guarantee I have a harder life than most and I still did not come to their conclusion.
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@DaddyEvil (137259)
• United States
2 Dec 21
I'm not sure the US is ready for too many of your bad jokes... 
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@crossbones27 (49461)
• Mojave, California
2 Dec 21
Well, I was never ready for them shooting up schools and them taking the side of bad people but here we are.
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@DaddyEvil (137259)
• United States
2 Dec 21
@crossbones27 I understand... People are crazy. I don't know what to think about a lot of things going on in the US.
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@crossbones27 (49461)
• Mojave, California
2 Dec 21
@DaddyEvil Yeah I am numb as crap and that is not a good thing.
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