Have you ever made love to three separate women in a single night? I am exhausted!

@TheHorse (217891)
Walnut Creek, California
December 24, 2021 11:52pm CST
I went to my friend's sister's house for a Christmas Eve dinner this evening. It was a lovely dinner, and I drank wine while dining. At dinner, I sat next to, and spoke with, a wonderful woman of 27, whom I've known since she was eleven. She was actually a student in one of my psychology classes when she was about 20. Tonight, we discussed the "Gloomy Bears" that were a part of her childhood, how she and her friends are doing, and how she is doing now. We always hug deeply at the end of an evening. Then I went back to Mark and Nataly's house and lay on the bed in the bedroom of Kitty. Kitty is not my Kitty. Kitty is the kitty who would fall asleep on my lap while Mark, Nataly and I watched movies late at night over the past several years. She has gotten less attention recently as Mark and Nataly have been adopting dogs. Kitty remembered me, and on the bed, she and I had an intense purr fest. She was not shy about climbing on me as I scratched her ears and neck. Then I went to see Juliet. Juliet is my friends' cockatiel who has been alone since her husband Romeo passed away. He would sing the Andy Griffith Song to court her, and together they made many eggs-->babies that were sold to a local pet store. I whistled Mary Had a a Little Lamb to her (I did not want to traumatize her, as Romeo was an abusive husband) and she listened and sat, in her cage, right next to my whistling. Now I am at home. Kitty greeted me warmly, and I gave her some wet food, but I told her that I had been a trollop this evening. She is out hunting now. I am tired, but I wouldn't mind it if she climbed into bed with me purred a bit as I'm falling asleep. If I have a purr fest with Kitty, I would set a new record. But I'm too pooped to care right now. Merry Christmas!
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@just4him (317004)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
25 Dec 21
You did have a busy evening with your 'girls'. Merry Christmas!
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@vandana7 (100123)
• India
25 Dec 21
What...I thought at least you would call him shameless trollop.
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@vandana7 (100123)
• India
25 Dec 21
@just4him Christmas entitles you to tell white lies? Evil Grin.
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@just4him (317004)
• Green Bay, Wisconsin
25 Dec 21
@vandana7 I'm being nice today. It's Christmas.
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@LadyDuck (470749)
• Switzerland
25 Dec 21
Well, as it seems that pets count, yes, I was with my cat Gevi in late afternoon, Bubi, the cat of the neighbors visited and I petted the dog of another neighbor, he is a BIG lovely Afghan dog.
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@LadyDuck (470749)
• Switzerland
26 Dec 21
@Vree0937 I realized that all the animals here around are boys, one neighbor has a female cat, but she stays indoors during winter.
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@TheHorse (217891)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Dec 21
Afghans scare me, as I was bitten by one as a child. But I tend to reach down and pet whatever critter is next to me at the coffee place.
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@Vree0937 (3879)
• Indonesia
26 Dec 21
Oh Anna, not you also, you have been very good to these "gentlemen"
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@jstory07 (139345)
• Roseburg, Oregon
25 Dec 21
Pets are the best especially cats. Cats rule dogs drool.
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@vandana7 (100123)
• India
25 Dec 21
I agree. Pets will tolerate their master's farts and bad breath without complaints because they cannot. I think we humans abuse pets.
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@jstory07 (139345)
• Roseburg, Oregon
25 Dec 21
@vandana7 Not me my cats are spoiled.
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@DaddyEvil (137249)
• United States
25 Dec 21
I believe the technical term is "sl ut"... but I might be mistaken. (I was sure your Kitty had been one of the sweet ladies you seduced but I never thought you'd stray like that on her... SMH!) I'm glad you had a good evening, pony. I hope you sleep well and deeply and your conscience doesn't trouble you too much after your evening of debauchery. (I also hope you gently whispered "Good night." as you left the poor, traumatized ladies. )
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@TheHorse (217891)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Dec 21
That I would."stray"...well said... I hope your Christmas was good!
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@DaddyEvil (137249)
• United States
25 Dec 21
@TheHorse Well, it's a standing invitation... just give us a day or two notice before you drop in, please. Oh, nice! A flashlight like that should come in handy when the trash pandas are making too much noise on your balcony. Pretty just told me she's going to throw together a quiche while we're waiting for the shawarma to cook. YUM!
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@Vree0937 (3879)
• Indonesia
26 Dec 21
@DaddyEvil how come you only sleep few hours? These days a bit cold here due to rain, and I always want to sleep. I did open laptop again after 7pm. So I imagine, your weather is much more colder than mine, I will surely sleep more there
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@rakski (120561)
• Philippines
25 Dec 21
I would be exhausted too! Merry Christmas!!
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@vandana7 (100123)
• India
25 Dec 21
He is pathetic...
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@DaddyEvil (137249)
• United States
25 Dec 21
Merry Christmas to you and your family. I kept waiting to see if you were going to make it today.
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@TheHorse (217891)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Dec 21
Merry Christmas to you as well!
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@LindaOHio (176652)
• United States
25 Dec 21
Wow, you had a busy night. I would love to see that cockatiel. I hope you, your family and fur babies have a wonderful Christmas.
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@vandana7 (100123)
• India
25 Dec 21
Why nobody grimaces at Pony's love stories will remain a mystery to me.
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@vandana7 (100123)
• India
26 Dec 21
@LindaOHio You mean he is not in danger of getting VD...we vampires have to be careful of any type of promiscuity..
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@LindaOHio (176652)
• United States
26 Dec 21
@vandana7 They were mostly fur babies; so that's OK.
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@kareng (59050)
• United States
25 Dec 21
You sure did get around tonight!! Kitty will be back after she forgets that you were bad tonight and left her at home all alone!
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@Vree0937 (3879)
• Indonesia
26 Dec 21
Kitty is being a good girl "wait for her man" after he goa round fool. Just like Beyond "If I were a boy"
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@kaylachan (68508)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
25 Dec 21
I'm sure she'll come back to cuddle when she's ready. But, that does sound exhausting.
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@xander6464 (43895)
• Wapello, Iowa
25 Dec 21
Merry Christmas! And Happy Birthday to Rod Serling!
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@xander6464 (43895)
• Wapello, Iowa
25 Dec 21
@TheHorse Make it a Chesterfield if you can. They were his favorite. I'm about to start my fourth pack of the day now.
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@xander6464 (43895)
• Wapello, Iowa
25 Dec 21
@TheHorse Chesterfield saves the day again!
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@TheHorse (217891)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Dec 21
@xander6464 I know you've seen this, but I thought I'd send it anyway.
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@askme123 (6150)
25 Dec 21
Wow you got me there. I was about to say you are avery virile Horseman but oh this strength is only for the pets I hope they were all fully satisfied
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@wolfgirl569 (105254)
• Marion, Ohio
25 Dec 21
Kitty will be back. But you deserve the ignoring after being out all night yourself
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@RubyHawk (99405)
• Atlanta, Georgia
26 Dec 21
Sounds like a fun evening.and hopefully Kitty will come back for a pur fest when she catches her mouse.
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@TheHorse (217891)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Dec 21
Interestingly, she's asleep at my feet, listening to the the Christmas story with me on NPR. It's an organ and choir concert from King's College in England.
@Vree0937 (3879)
• Indonesia
26 Dec 21
Oh wow.. you're so popular among these "ladies" Such a memorable night. Hope you also have enjoy dinner while accompanying them
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@vandana7 (100123)
• India
26 Dec 21
Note...he selected only female fur babies...
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@vandana7 (100123)
• India
29 Dec 21
@Vree0937 Discriminatory...kinda...if we are not lesbians, obviously we are not in the race..
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@Vree0937 (3879)
• Indonesia
28 Dec 21
@vandana7 True Title should not be women, but female...That's the correct term, right?
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• Australia
26 Dec 21
When I read the title and your name, I was like "these three women must've loved the horse c**k. (Thankfully I read the post )
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@TheHorse (217891)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Dec 21
I am a master of deception.
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@Vree0937 (3879)
• Indonesia
30 Dec 21
@vandana7 that's why pony is a horse, he really know how to make a good bait. We need to learn from him Vanny :-)
• Australia
26 Dec 21
@TheHorse That you are
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@BarBaraPrz (47125)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
26 Dec 21
You're a good man, Charlie Horse...
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@BarBaraPrz (47125)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
26 Dec 21
@TheHorse She has her own opinion of you.
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@TheHorse (217891)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Dec 21
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@TheHorse (217891)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Dec 21
Not a worthless trollop? Tell Vanny that!
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@JudyEv (338657)
• Rockingham, Australia
26 Dec 21
Merry Christmas for yesterday. Sounds like it was a good one.
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@TheHorse (217891)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Dec 21
Merry Christmas to you as well.
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@Sojourn (13837)
• India
25 Dec 21
Catchy and jaw dropping title for a site like this.
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@Kouponkaren (5503)
• United States
26 Dec 21
Sounds like you had an interesting love fest of a night. Glad you had a chance to get out and about. And I hope your kitty came back in and purred you to sleep. Hope you had a Merry Christmas!
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@TheHorse (217891)
• Walnut Creek, California
26 Dec 21
Same to you, Karen. ps Kitty gave me some love, but slept in her own corner. No new record for The Horse