Can I describe two hours of horror in a short post?

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I will try. My cell phone takes pictures. My cell phone works as a phone. My cell phone costs me money. My cell phone cannot access YouTube or email. I called Comcast/Xfinity today. The ladies I was transferred to were very nice. I could almost understand the second one. After an hour-and-a-half of clicking this and that on my phone and rebooting, she told me to remove my "sim card" and reinsert it before we rebooted for the seventh or eighth time. She forgot to tell me how delicate a sim card is. It exploded as I tried to put it back in. After fifteen minutes, I was able to find the parts on my floor. I put it/them back in. My cell phone takes pictures. My cell phone works as a phone. My cell phone costs me money. My cell phone cannot access YouTube or email. She said she would send me a new sim card. I had quit drinking. I think I am drunk. I will not go anywhere tonight. I will try not to damage any of my musical instruments. How are you doing?