FUNNY WAYS OF SAYING THINGS Tell me if in your culture also you have such weird dialogues.

Ami Jol khabe.... I have not spoken Bengali in a while but if I get someone to talk to, I will get back the fluency that I had.

Oh really lolsAnyway its factual to eat our water and drink our foodfor better health

When translated yeah we do have the same. I guess it is so in almost all languages. In South Korea they use the verb eat the same way. So when they translate it in English they say eat an don't drink. They even say eat a pill.

I am sure there are confusing phrases in almost all languages.

Lol eat water

yes my Bengali friend also say this

In Tagalog, we often have a joke that goes this way:' Kung hindi mo makikita,makikita mo." which when literally translated means: "When you can't see it, you will see it." The correct meaning however of the phrase is like a threat., "If you can't find it, watch out or be ready for the consequences.

I am sure if I am going to use our native tongue or dialects, it ill surely sound different and funny to all of you.

I guess it would be the old elevator example. Let's say you're waiting for the elevator. When the door opens, you ask, "Bababa ba? (Is it going down?) and the people inside will answer, "Bababa" (Going down). Baba, though, can also refer to your "chin" depending on how you pronounce it. BA-ba means chin, ba-BA means down.