More August 2023 Haiku
@arthurchappell (44998)
Preston, England
August 16, 2023 7:06am CST
HAIKU
1/.
Pennywise IT
Computer store run by clowns
Business balloons
Pennywise is a demonic clown in Stephen King's horror novel It. Here I picture him running an IT (Information Technology) shop.
2/.
Boo! Jump scares
Don’t work in short poems
Bet you didn’t scream.
Jump scares are when someone leaps out unexpectedly to frighten you momentarily when you don't expect it.
3/.
Poirot caught me
Overdue library book
Between his murders
Silly idea of a detective used to solving complicated murders having to find out something really minor and trivial.
4/.
Time flows like treacle
Somehow I still end up late
Explain that, Einstein!
A play on the weird way time seems to speed up or slow down.
5/.
Unmoved by the game
Cheered by my friends
They find me so weird.
Written as many people round me were cheering as our national women's team won a major football match I have no interest in.
Arthur Chappell
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4 responses
@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
17 Aug 23
@AmbiePam I don't play or watch football and I'm male - clearly many women do like the game so it should be there for them and the fight for women's equality in sport is part of the general fight for equality so that is a good thing to me
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@LindaOHio (176433)
• United States
17 Aug 23
Good job. Your haikus are always entertaining. Enjoy your day.
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