It's Wonderific Wednesday, Ya Beatniks (MyLot Exclusive #1378)

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How-DEE! I’m just so proud to be here! Don't get excited and say, "Sir, is this another one about Minnie Pearl?" Because, unfortunately, it's not. It's about Atlanta, which is in Georgia, which is right next to Tennessee, which contains Grinders Switch, which is where Minnie is from, so why not start this one with, "How-DEE! I’m just so proud to be here!?" #NeverPassUpAGoodOpportunityToQuoteMinniePearl I was in Atlanta all day for the same reason some religious people go to Mecca. I'm an Atheist but I really get the Mecca thing. The only difference is that I have lots of different Meccas that I have to go to from time to time...Like Fiji. And I understand it has water now because many of you kids come to me and say, "Fiji Water is really good, Sir." So next time I go, I'm going to try it even though I usually avoid water. My Astrologer told me I should do something crazy and unexpected soon and what's crazier and more unexpected than drinking water?..and this time, it was Atlanta. Because I love Peach Pie and no one does it better than the pie makers in Georgia. They also do an amazing job with Pecan Pie. But, just as much as for the pie, I went for the Trump Indictment Atmosphere. Visiting the site of a recent Trump Indictment is like going to the North Pole on Christmas. It's just a happy, wonderful, magical place full of hope and good cheer. And the pie is really good.