Ruled By Uranus (MyLot Exclusive #1379)

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This morning, I want to tell you, in a good, healthy, and professional way, what it's like to go to a Sex Resort. The Censor, on the other hand, in a bad, unhealthy, and very rude way, says I can't. I did everything I could. I got down on my hands and knees and begged her for hours. But it didn't work. She wouldn't budge. My Lawyers, though---Bless them---discovered a very narrow and tight, yet still barely navigable loophole and you can see it if you explore the links down there at the bottom. To make up for the Censor Imposed lack of material that you want the most, I'm going to talk for a bit about the subject you second most want. Your Love Language. According to your Zodiac Sign. Due to space and time limitations, I'll just totally and completely impartially pick a single sample sign at random, for no reason, to use as an example: Aquarius. What a coincidence. I'm an Aquarius. According to the experts, I am a fixed air sign ruled by Uranus. Well, duh. It didn't take an Astrologer to figure that out. What some may find surprising is that we Aquarians often express our emotions in ways that often challenge established norms and may have a tendency to come across as detached or aloof when dealing with emotional situations. That part is just as accurate as the obvious Uranus part. We like challenging established norms and we are misunderstood because we aren't really detached and aloof. To paraphrase George Harrison ((Who was almost an Aquarian. He only missed it by five days)), "But if we seem to act unkind, it's only us, it's not our minds, that is confusing things." There's more. If you're interested, you can see everything else you always wanted to know about Aquarians and their Love Language but were afraid to ask in the link below. As well as all the other signs. You can also get the inside story of what it's like to visit a Sex Resort in the other link. If you want my personal views on Love Languages, including what's accurate and inaccurate in my case, and Sex Resorts that the Censor won't allow here, see my MyLot AfterDark Channel. ************** Sex, Dating & Relationships I went to a sex resort. Yes, I'll tell you about it. An entire week of full frontal nudity, pretty-much-nightly group sex, wild parties, and a bunch of new friends. By Beth Ashley on August 14, 2023 https://mashable.com/article/hedonism-sex-resort-jamaica? ---------------------------------------- LIVING ASTROLOGY This Is Your Love Language, According To Your Zodiac Sign