Might be getting kidnapped by a friend

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It is my divorce force friend and coworker. We went through it together and have bonded despite the fact that we did NOT get along when she was first hired. Today is her birthday. She texted me and told me to get ready because I was going out with her. I was like "um I'm broke until next week". (I HATE no check for 3 weeks) She was like "you are coming!" She knows where I live and has been known to abduct me before so we shall see. I put on presentable clothes. I'm cute. We shall see if she shows up. If she does my guess is that we'll either wind up at MJ's or Captain's Inn tiki bar which are both great locations. People rag on New Jersey and call it "the armpit of America" because they've been near the oil refineries in northern Jersey. I live in a GORGEOUS part of the state. I am lucky to be able to be at the water within 5 minutes from here. Our beaches are ranked at the top of all sandy beaches in the country. So we shall see if I do in fact get kidnapped. I'm fine either way. At least I'm dressed for it if she does actually show up here.