Cremation? I'm not even dead yet!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (218561)
Walnut Creek, California
September 20, 2023 11:36am CST
OK, I'm starting to miss the Hot Asian Brides who used to grace my online advertising space online. This morning it was an ad for cremation. The photo showed an older couple, with the woman laughing out loud. To quote the great John Prine," I would rather "kiss the pretty girl on the tilt-a whirl" than be cremated today. Surely, rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated. In an attempt to receive more ads that might brighten my day, I hereby write the following: "Gosh, I wonder if HOT BIKINIS are on sale right now as summer ends. Maybe they SHOW ALMOST EVERYTHING." Will it work?
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@MALUSE (69373)
• Germany
20 Sep 23
Even though my name makes it clear that I'm a woman, I used to get lots of offers to meet and marry Ukranian women. Alas, no more. I wonder why not. Have all Ukranian women who're eager to marry a foreigner from a Westen European country found a partner?
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@1creekgirl (41394)
• United States
20 Sep 23
I think you have to say the words out loud, then use your mic to search on your phone. Best of luck.
