Is She Pregnant?
By Jim Bauer
@porwest (95944)
United States
January 22, 2024 3:50pm CST
Lord help me. Now, I have been known to make an interesting concoction or two in the kitchen from time to time. But I like to think what I make, however weird some of the combinations, at least have some semblance of "normal."
Yes. I put the word normal in quotes intentionally.
My wife made a snack of waffles. Oh, but wait. It gets better. She slathered garlic aioli on those waffles. Not grossed out yet? She then put AVOCADO on her garlic aioli waffles.
Are you KIDDING me?
I KNOW she's not pregnant. She can't be. Age and menopause and all. But really. Why on Earth ELSE would she eat a concoction like this?
Perhaps she has been with me too long. WAY too long. This is alien food. Even the cats were like, "Nope. All yours."
@NJChicaa, if you don't puke face this, Imma slap you. Don't you DARE stick up for her. 
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21 responses
@kaylachan (74935)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
22 Jan 24
Yeah, My husband's been known to try things he shouldn't.... like blue chease in eggs. But... no. just no. that's just.... gross.
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@porwest (95944)
• United States
22 Jan 24
I can see bleu cheese in eggs. I have used feta before and it has a similar consistency. I wouldn't say I particularly liked it. But it doesn't sound "odd" to me. Really, even with this concoction, she really lost me at the waffle. The combination of garlic aioli and avocado doesn't strike me as particularly weird. lol
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@lovebuglena (45431)
• Staten Island, New York
23 Jan 24
To me, blue cheese and eggs go well together. 
I'd definitely eat that.
I'd definitely eat that.1 person likes this
@ShyBear88 (59347)
• Sterling, Virginia
22 Jan 24
Because she felt like having that's no different than toast or bagel just a different amount of flour. If she likes it who cares. It was her yum. I've watched my 9-year-old dip french fries into oatmeal.
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@ShyBear88 (59347)
• Sterling, Virginia
23 Jan 24
@porwest nah! I like my waffles which are just chocolate chips or cinnamon. But it was hard of a jump for me to make the correlation between the foods.
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@porwest (95944)
• United States
23 Jan 24
@ShyBear88 I suppose on the bright side they were just plain waffles. Sometimes she has blueberry ones in the freezer and I think that with the other combination certainly would have been much worse. Or maybe not. Who knows? lol
@LeaPea2417 (37501)
• Toccoa, Georgia
22 Jan 24
That does look odd. But, it doesn't look really bad. I wouldn't mind trying it.
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@lovebuglena (45431)
• Staten Island, New York
23 Jan 24
@porwest Won't know till you try.
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@porwest (95944)
• United States
23 Jan 24
@lovebuglena I will leave it to the wife. Not my thing. lol
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@porwest (95944)
• United States
22 Jan 24
Like @ShyBear88 kinda said, the wife told me it was just like having avocado toast or an avocado bagel, just with a waffle instead. I guess it works. lol
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- or are waffles meant to have sweet stuff on them?@JudyEv (346102)
• Rockingham, Australia
23 Jan 24
@lovebuglena Okay, thanks. I get it. 
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@lovebuglena (45431)
• Staten Island, New York
23 Jan 24
People generally don't put aioli on waffles.
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@porwest (95944)
• United States
24 Jan 24
Waffles in and of themselves are a bit sweet so this would be a sweet and savory snack. Amazingly, less people were disgusted by this than I thought would be and many people said they would like to try it. The more I think about it now after the fact, maybe this isn't as weird as I thought it was. lol
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@LindaOHio (183886)
• United States
23 Jan 24
That sounds beyond gross. Have a good day.
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@mildredtabitha (16206)
• Nairobi, Kenya
23 Jan 24
It looks delicious to me and not as gross as you make it look.
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@KarenAnne (257)
• United Kingdom
23 Jan 24
Didn't you ask her for a bite out of curiosity? Sweet and savoury can sometimes work well and it's not the weirdest combination I've seen. (I'm British, banana sandwiches are a thing).
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@Beestring (14907)
• Hong Kong
23 Jan 24
No harm trying out new combinations. May give you a pleasant surprise.
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@allknowing (140617)
• India
23 Jan 24
I saw my niece adding curry to a sweet snack. I tried it and it was delicious (lol)
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@RasmaSandra (82434)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
22 Jan 24
Sorry, but I am all for strange concoctions. I even enjoy pickled hot peppers with slices of chocolate cake,
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@TraveOnWorld (854)
• Georgia
23 Jan 24
From the Holy Book of Kitchen Rules: "If thou maketh non-complementary concoctions, thou shalt be denied compliments". See, even the cats understand this rule.
Perhaps she was exploring a novel way to clean out the fridge, but I would still hesitate to enter her for a cooking competition though.
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Perhaps she was exploring a novel way to clean out the fridge, but I would still hesitate to enter her for a cooking competition though.