The Horse's new miracle all-chocolate diet. It works!
By The Horse
@TheHorse (221647)
Walnut Creek, California
February 18, 2024 3:27pm CST
I have figured out how to get rich. And be honest at the same time. It IS possible.
I will soon go to market with my all-chocolate diet. I am sure it will appeal to the fairer among us, as that demographic tends to enjoy chocolate . But I will hire Clever Marketing Strategists to make my amazing new product appeal to XY humans as well.
This past week, I was given a two-pound box of See's chocolates by a guitar and piano student at Guitar Center. I have consumed said gift "liberally," and have made some amazing discoveries. My mood has been enhanced by these dark delicacies, and my productivity and tendency to exercise have as well.
I have shed five pounds with my Miracle All-Chocolate Diet, written several paragraphs in my book, and gained incredible muscle tone, due to increased exercise.
Would you like to be a part of my All-Chocolate Revolution?
Just attach testimonials to this post, and I will be sure they are available to everyone on MyLot. Wheeeee!
Do you like chocolate as much as I do? Time for a few curls.
(Note: Chocolate, and possibly especially dark chocolate, really does contain or facilitate several mood-enhancing chemicals.)
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22 responses
@AmbiePam (95116)
• United States
19 Feb
I got these for free about two weeks ago, and I anticipate they will last me about a year. I’m just not that crazy about chocolate. My mom loved chocolate, but my dad said when she was pregnant with me, and she’d eat chocolate, I’d kick like crazy.
Congratulations on your chocolate accomplishments!
*These are Hershey’s dark chocolate kisses.
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@celticeagle (169853)
• Boise, Idaho
19 Feb
Oh my gosh. I am a chocoholic. But I don't care for the companies like Hershey's and Dove. I like the higher-end stuff. One of my favorites is See's. Enjoy.
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@BarBaraPrz (48034)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Feb
@TheHorse Was the French girl named Marie LaPalm? 
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Nah, this was more romantic than physical. We wrote each other love poems in French. 
@1creekgirl (41996)
• United States
19 Feb
This is so unfair. How come you can pig out on chocolate and lose weight when all I have to do is look at chocolate and it jumps right up into my middle.
I think it's a very sexist situation. I plan to have a protest sit in at the first candy store I can find.
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@1creekgirl (41996)
• United States
19 Feb
@TheHorse Even more incentive to do it.
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@TheHorse (221647)
• Walnut Creek, California
20 Feb
@1creekgirl I bought a burrito this evening instead.
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@GardenGerty (161546)
• United States
19 Feb
Chocolate is also beneficial if you have a cough in the night. I have some in my dresser drawer.
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@Tampa_girl7 (50955)
• United States
18 Feb
I eat a bit of 72 % dark chocolate every day.
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@wolfgirl569 (109728)
• Marion, Ohio
18 Feb
I have never had that kind of luck with chocolate. It usually makes me gain weight
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@wolfgirl569 (109728)
• Marion, Ohio
19 Feb
@TheHorse 
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@BarBaraPrz (48034)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Feb
Obviously, you're eating the wrong kind... 
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@RasmaSandra (81617)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
18 Feb
I love dark chocolate with sea salt. Your diet sounds good, I would like to begin by you sending me a two-pound box of chocolates But seriously if I tried it I would purchase a chocolate cake, a box of Hostess Ding Dongs and a bunch of chocolate protein shakes and see how I do with those oh, yes, and let us not forget chocolate ice cream,
But seriously if I tried it I would purchase a chocolate cake, a box of Hostess Ding Dongs and a bunch of chocolate protein shakes and see how I do with those oh, yes, and let us not forget chocolate ice cream,2 people like this
@1creekgirl (41996)
• United States
19 Feb
My mood always improves no matter what kind of chocolate I have.
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@Beestring (14791)
• Hong Kong
19 Feb
I am a chocolate lover. I enjoy Lindt's 95% dark chocolate.
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@vandana7 (100894)
• India
26 Feb
I don't like chocolate at all. I eat it just because I am a foodie. But given a choice, I would give it a pass. My mood is normally "fun filled". So ... do I really need chocolates? Evil Grin.
P.S. It becomes more fun filled when I interact with you. It feels like I am the cat and you are the mouse...obviously, I am going to enjoy it.
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@LindaOHio (183946)
• United States
19 Feb
I could go for some chocolate; but my real temptation is jelly candy like jelly beans. Have a good day.
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@LindaOHio (183946)
• United States
21 Feb
@TheHorse Nope. Was doing receipts for the credit card yesterday and saw one that had jelly beans on it. Went to the dining room table; and there was a bag of jelly beans that my husband had gotten for me last month to surprise me. A bittersweet find.
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