Sometimes is imposs'ble tell Hoomin things

April 21, 2024 4:31am CST
He is such a dumb Hoomin. For example: This morning told Hoomin needed more **** in my food bowl. Hoomin looked at me quizzically. I stated again I needed more **** put in my bowl. Hoomin said he had no idea what I was talking about. So I splained that damn P.T. ate the **** out of my food and I needed some more **** put in it. Why is he so hard to understand me?
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Anna
@LadyDuck (472004)
• Switzerland
21 Apr
May be your Hoomin thought that there was enough food, even if P.T. had a little bit of it. Could you see the bottom of the bowl?
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RasmaSandra
@RasmaSandra (80659)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
22 Apr
Sorry we hoomins need some time to get things straight, My cats got me trained, When I get into the kitchen I pick up their bowl and put in a bit more food even it they don't ask, I hope your hoomin comes around to your way of thinking,
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Heather Echola
@GardenGerty (160883)
• United States
21 Apr
Before coughee it is impossible to tell that he is hoomin.
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vanny
@vandana7 (100540)
• India
21 Apr
Let me guess.... hoomin is not smart.
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B
@pitsipeahie (5011)
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21 Apr
Sounds like quite the miscommunication! Maybe a little 'purr-suasion' is needed to make Hoomin understand your needs better. Hopefully, next time he'll catch on quicker to your feline requests!
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Greenery8
@grenery8 (11100)
• Zagreb, Croatia (Hrvatska)
22 Apr
you need to destroy the things that are dear to him and then he will realise it
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Gretchen522
@Gretchen522 (715)
• China
22 Apr
Maybe you need more time to teach him.
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OceanTiara
@RebeccasFarm (90294)
• Arvada, Colorado
22 Apr
Better get with it and start understanding.
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Juliaacv
@Juliaacv (51485)
• Canada
21 Apr
I hope that you did not ask this of your Hoomin before he had his coughee. He functions better after having his coughee.
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DianneN
@DianneN (247186)
• United States
21 Apr
Sounds like that Hoomin belongs in my former classroom. It could take years to teach him, however
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Judy Evans
@JudyEv (341780)
• Rockingham, Australia
22 Apr
Maybe your hoomin is being deliberately dense. That happens with hoomins.
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Scar D. Cat
@Scarred4Lyfe (613)
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22 Apr
Yes, is liberally dense
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Kharla Jolly
@kobesbuddy (78871)
• East Tawas, Michigan
2 Jun
PT was there first, he took cuts! We learn at an early age to get pushy and deceitful. We get to the bowl of food first, by waking up at 5:00A:)
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LindaOH
@LindaOHio (181320)
• United States
21 Apr
I agree with Julia. I hope you didn't ask your hoomin to refill your bowl before he had his coughee.
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Marie Coyle
@MarieCoyle (38570)
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22 Apr
Hoomins can be somewhat dense sometimes. It's just their hoomin nature. Scar, just scream louder. Oh, and tell your hoomin the buffet needs to be enlarged, feeding 3 kitties and a racoon in the house requires a large spread, he should have figured that out on his own.
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BarBaraPrz
@BarBaraPrz (47630)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
21 Apr
Starfish?
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rebelann1949
@rebelann (112962)
• El Paso, Texas
21 Apr
Sooo typical hoomin. They spect us to know watt theyz tellin us but never bodder to listen
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Four Walls
@FourWalls (68906)
• United States
21 Apr
You have to understand…Hoomins have a tough time understanding each other and they speak the same language. He may not be as fluent in Catlish as someone else. Or you may have caught him before he had coughee and marry ju’wanna.
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Eva James
@wolfgirl569 (107932)
• Marion, Ohio
21 Apr
Hopefully you can get him taught. But some never learn
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