If you could put a sign on your door, what would it say?

Mine would say Beware of crazy cats unless you are a friend.

During Halloween, we do. We had a ghost and punk in that said 'boo' and now we have a halloween wreath that says welcome.

Wait... does that sign mean you don't want packages? Hmm... I'm not sure yet what I would want on my door. But I do know what I'd want on my car -- a bumper sticker that I saw years ago saying "Are you following me? Don't follow me. I'm lost too."

Probably something nice and simple like “Welcome to Our Home”.

Cranky old man lives here

My sign would say, "We are not the complaint department! If you don't have something nice to say, please leave!"

@ambiepam Since retiring my automated email reply to anyone who emails me is “Fiacre is on a very long holiday and doesn’t know when he’ll be back”.

I remember a sign that was on the outside of my former neighbor's front door that read "This is not Wal Mart. Please do not ask for food and drinks."

@AmbiePam I do have a sig n on our door and it is letting one know that my cat and I live here. That is a cute sign you put here.

That's a very funny one. I am sure that it would bring smiles to everyone entering the home.. I am working on my art project. I want it to get something like " Nothing feels like home".

Sounds mostly good to me, I might leave off the religious and voting for part personally. As far a different sign entirely, not sure. For holidays we always put up something related to the holiday.

Our area does not allow any door to door stuff, solicitors, etc. If they do come, we are allowed to call the law on them since it's posted. I have not had to, if I see them in the camera, I simply do not answer the door. If I am sick or if my son is, I put a note saying do not disturb, because I do not like to answer the door during that time, plus who wants to be sick? I normally have a holiday thingy on the door, for Christmas, Valentin's, St. Pat's, you know...just change it out. Something to be cheerful for.

I have a outside rug mat at my front door that says "No stupid people beyond this point" I have other signs that catch peoples eyes when they come to visit.

That sign is pretty amusing. I'd like to have a sign at the door saying that "We're desperate as well, please understand we would like to ask the same thing that you're asking."

Mine could say "visitors welcome" but nobody would see it. It would probably say "yay, you found us" because delivery people seem perplexed by how our buildings are numbered!

I like this sign. It should go without saying, but sometimes needs to be put out there. All of my wreaths say Welcome, except for the Christmas one, which is just obvious and so merry.

Good one. Here was mine. Until some vandals took it down.

I have a sign on my door.

This is funny indeed. Mine would be simple. Just welcome.

enter friend or something like that