The Horse arrested yet again.
By The Horse
@TheHorse (216609)
Walnut Creek, California
July 23, 2024 3:26pm CST
As some of you will remember, I went through a stage of my life when arrests were common. I did a lot of illegal planting at Kaiser, and paid the price.
But the planters were eventually taken out, and my life of crime was stopped.
A few months ago, the planters returned, and I planted some corn, green beans and sunflowers in the darkness of the Noon day sun while picking up my PTSD medications.
Today, I was briefly detanled but was released, due to the "three strikes" law.
I advocated on my behalf, and the officers relented.
Two sunflowers plants are standing proud and tall (well, perhaps close to three feet). One green bean plant looks healthy, and has already yielded a couple of beans. I did not harvest them.
But I did not see any corn plants growing. I will bring some corn seeds next time I am out there.
Have you ever led a life of crime? I have never cheated on my taxes, molested women, stolen government documents, etc. But I HAVE enjoyed planting seeds in random places.
I will attach my mug shot.
Do I look mean? Or perhaps just silly?
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14 responses
@moffittjc (121382)
• Gainesville, Florida
24 Jul
When you said "illegal planting," I thought maybe you had a pot farm somewhere in the hills of Northern California.
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@BearArtistLady (6038)
• United States
24 Jul
I thought somewhere in California it was legal to grow your own pot. I am fairly sure that there are a few farms in my area of California that grow.
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@BearArtistLady (6038)
• United States
24 Jul
@TheHorse Gee Wizzz, I wouldn't know why! Didn't you see that strange colored bubble gum machine with the flashing lights go by????
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@GardenGerty (160242)
• United States
24 Jul
On the opposite side of the coin my mom frequently helped plants propagate themselves into her care from public places or even people's porches. I was always fearful we would have to bail her out somewhere.
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@BarBaraPrz (46885)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
24 Jul
Sounds like my granny... bless her soul.
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@TheHorse (216609)
• Walnut Creek, California
25 Jul
@BarBaraPrz Left knee injury. I think I wrote about it.
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@LindaOHio (174650)
• United States
24 Jul
I like your mug shot. You are incorrigible; and I full expect you to continue planting your seeds. Have a good day. lolololol No, I've never led a life of crime.
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@celticeagle (164984)
• Boise, Idaho
24 Jul
No, but I know of a guy who has done all of those things and, he is running for president.
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@xander6464 (43316)
• Wapello, Iowa
25 Jul
I have never cheated on my taxes, molested women, stolen government documents, etc. But I HAVE enjoyed planting seeds in random places.
------------You shouldn't admit that publicly. President Trump is never going to ask you to be AG.
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@xander6464 (43316)
• Wapello, Iowa
29 Jul
@TheHorse That's different. With a criminal record like that, you might be Shady Vance's replacement.
@RasmaSandra (78786)
• Daytona Beach, Florida
23 Jul
I have never wanted to have anything to do with the police and I haven't. You look curious,
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